Melissa

Tonight’s the night. @SHO_Dexter #DexterResurrection

What can brown do for you? Recklessly destroy hundreds of your fragile items. What gives, @UPS ?

Having pronouns in your email signature is so 2020. It’s also bad for business.

Color me shocked that two inept and loathsome prosecutors went up against a lion of a defense attorney, and there was a mistrial.

Pink flamingos always fascinated me.

Oh yeah. Boy, was I wrong.

Those who think they’re prolific truly aren’t.

If I’m supposed to care, I don’t.

When my ADD has ADD.

How it started. How it's going. #Kouririchins

"If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law and the facts are against you, pound the table and yell like hell”. Carl Sandburg #kouririchens

I'm behind, but Bloodworth is bringing it. #kouririchins

#KouriRichins Can't pay her mortgages and loans, but doesn't miss a life insurance policy payment. 🧐

Far from it. We turn you and your comrades off. Look at your ratings, homes.

The worst thing Twitter did was change from a microblog to long-form ramblings that no one reads.

While the prosecutors in the #KouriRichins case are underwhelming, her two female defense attorneys are insufferable.

Please stop using AI to write your tweets. No one reads long-form on here. Also, it shows your inauthenticity.