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Joined September 2021
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ME LITTLE WIRRAL PRINCESS โค๏ธ
Don't get it wrong ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ #Corrie
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glenda and abi should kiss and fall in love
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How Brad Pitt strangled Angelina Jolie on a private plane, then strangled his oldest son, threw glasses and bottles at them, tortured them for hours, and locked them all in the bathroom for the remainder of the trip (documented by the fbi) but then he goes on to win an Oscar while Angelina is blackballed for speaking up on the genocide in Gaza
Whatโ€™s some CELEBRITY TEA that still pisses you off TO THIS DAY??
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i thought nothing could top anna maxwell martin roisin conaty dyke tension tesco xmas advert but then lidl pulled out barrioke 10/10 no notes
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idk whoโ€™s behind this but crediting a white woman who stands for nothing and no one for the work that people of color did in the face of nearly impossible odds is so incredibly disrespectful
sheโ€™s trying to take credit for progressive victories without making endorsements just like how she took credits on a teenagerโ€™s song without contributing to it
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so no jemily?
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the internets reaction to noah wyle sexiest man is how i feel when i post pictures of myself
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watching flemson edits in 2026 x
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noah wyle you are so hated <3
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he genuinley looks like he has just resurfaced after years living in the sewers
Noah Wyle has been named Peopleโ€™s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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LINDA CARDELLINI
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FUCK IT I DONT CARE ABOUT YAOI I DONT THINK MEN ARE INTERESTING EVEN IF THEY'RE GAY THE ONLY SHIPS THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO ME ARE YURI AND ONLY YURI
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i just want to be dragged around christmas markets by someoneโ€™s pretty daughter is that too much to ask
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betsy swain:
my parents are so gay we playing laser tag and they on opposite teams why tf i keep finding them kissing?????? get in the mf game omg
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corrie eps being 5 mins long now cos i have to skip every scene jodie is in x
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rewatching swarla scenes for the dopamine hit because iโ€™m too embarrassed to go back to the doctors and tell them i came off my meds again and need to go back on them
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ALL I DO IS WIIIIIN
why did they never release the tracy/ross scene from corriedale that would have gone triple platinum in my house
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i genuinley thought this was another gay ass clip of nicole kidman and sandra bullock for a second
bring these silly girlfriends back pls
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i hope kit shags gail next x
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people at work keep saying i look tired but i just have no lashes on
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