beggars can be choosers

if car washes exist why don’t plane washes exist

it’s the first of the month guys look guys

will he perform when he has beetroot right in front of him

i have a pocket full of sunshine

we are the mute merchants

at what level does my car window have to be rolled down for the wind to make the least noise

when cats get hurt do they say meouch

the grass is still green no matter what side of the fence you are on

Billions must smile

i forget that people can actually see my tweets

is the opposite of being hopeful being nopeful

I’m vending a machine yum yum