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Silly Goober@RandomSlop
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Cyn@phoenixx_chi
Sep 25
Nobody's dick is that great, there's no such thing as being dickmatized. Some of you just have attachment issues and low self esteem.
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racezits@racezits
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Having sex and asking what the rules are
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Pleeberrt🧸🐻@pleberrt
Sep 23
did someone say salmon
helio tha bwear@Bearlymedical
Sep 22
For fat bear week i declare a 500%, tariff on ozempic and a 99% discount on salmon
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ToonHive
@ToonHive
Sep 20
‘The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie’ and ‘Barnyard (2006)’ will stream on Tubi on October 1st.
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violet ⚢@violet_franz
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Is it valid to stop mid sex to get burgers then continue
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Dr. Bооb@freezingflesh
Sep 20
I get paid $23 an hour to walk around and fart
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beetle moses@beetlemoses
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The reality is, it's not actually happening, it's just a psyop to get everyone pretend-angry at something that's not real to continue to distract from the fact that the job market is hell with no plans to change anytime soon. Nobody's actually bringing iced coffee.
tami (mothmaxxing)@naoyabeater
Sep 20
the iced coffee in a job interview discussion is so insanely stupid because what social norms are you challenging by taking that shit with you. is everyone 12. do you need a pacifier
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i understand why everyone is always annoyed on this app now because i interacted with one little “discourse” & now my whole feed is millennial this gen z that iced coffee consent trigger status quo professionalism blah like this is hell
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grovy@grovymango
Sep 20
All these advances in technology but nobody wants to do anything about printers
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iced coffee is stopping gen z from getting jobs… welcome back avocado toast stopping millennials from affording housing
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Levi@levilapse
Sep 20
Me on da clit
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It is scientifically proven that taking notes by hand creates more brain activity which promotes actual learning!!!
a ୨୧@xanxbarbieprt2
Sep 19
taking notes on ur laptop or ipad is a myth and ur not actually retaining anything sory imma die on that hill
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This cornell article mentions diff studies evidencebasedliving.human.co…
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a ୨୧@xanxbarbieprt2
Sep 19
taking notes on ur laptop or ipad is a myth and ur not actually retaining anything sory imma die on that hill
dots@dots_______
Sep 18
using pen and paper in uni
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.@evrythingwrng
Sep 20
companies are purposely not disclosing pay on job postings, holding interviews for a position they already filled and they’re also using ai to scan over resumes but iced coffee is the reason people aren’t getting hired because they’re not “playing the game”
misandrynoirist@anarchapatricde
Sep 19
someone was paid by big HR to drop that coffee tweet and distract from the fact that jobs are fucking you sideways regardless of an iced mocha and it worked cuz many of you have no spine
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lonelyfag15 🦬
@lonelyfag15
Sep 19
Can you ungrateful shitheads with jobs that look like this please quit and give them to the rest of us because apparently it’s so awful
Lancesico 🇱🇨
@Bornakang
Sep 18
Life is meant to be so much more than just this
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TJ🇳🇬🪶@ZerroCent
Sep 19
Have a theory that companies are doing this on purpose to go viral because they know one group will support this regardless. We weren’t seeing national brands have these “hiccups” constantly prior to 2016.
TMZ
@TMZ
Sep 18
Converse apologizes for ad compared to KKK, lynching. Details: tmz.com/2026/09/18/converse-…
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