Harry Kane is a cheat mode, just enjoy it while you can, he will never be bettered

A nice touch to see Dobbie handing the pdc trophy to Luke Littler. #pdcmajors #darts – at Calne, England

Bellingham is a cheat mode – at Calne, England

Why does every part of the government have a budget, apart from the benefits bill. That appears to be limitless. Here's a radical idea, why not set a budget for it, and when more people claim just reduce the amount everyone currently claiming gets. #benefits #AndyBurnham – at Calne, England

England without Harry Kane would be like Wales without Gareth Bale – at Calne, England

Is there a 3rd place in the group trophy play off, asking for some Scottish friends. #scotland #worldcup – at Calne, England

So it was Emmanuel Goldstein who arranged the fire at Kier's house after all. #Starmer #labour – at Calne, England

Now what does this remind you of 🤔🤔🤔

Football is so boring, time to go #SlotOut

I don't think I'll be buying a match worn shirt from #griwol today 😂 😂 . The state of Grimbsy's pitch 🤦 🤦. #FACup

Luke Littler got Searle on the ropes already. Searle looks like he wants to cry. Brutal. #littler #WorldDartsChampionship

Ronnie Wood sounding terrible on hootenanny #joolsholland #hootenanny

RIP Chris Rea, no wonder he loved driving home for Christmas, after all, in his own words "soon there'll be a three way"! #ChrisRea

Not all Muslims are terrorists, but it seems all terrorists are Muslim #sydney #bondibeach #afghan

One way to resolve prison overcrowding is to make it so shit when you are in there, 10 to a cell, eat twice a day, no tv, no visitors. That you never want to go back. It may even help reduce the crime rate too. Time to make crime pay as the other namby pamby way ain't working.

Forbes ripping into Barca yet couldn't get a start at Wolves last season #BrugesBarça

How does Harry Kane score there? What a player he is. #LATENG

Anthony Gordon scores for England #lateng #WCQ2026

Russell Martin at #RangersFC keeps trying to make an omelette without any eggs in the cupboard. If you ain't got eggs, make something else. Stop trying to get players to do something they ain't capable of.

I've given up all hope with this Labour bunch, they are beyond redemption or understanding. i'm hoping to wake up tomorrow and see Bobby Ewing stepping out of my shower and realising it's all just been a bad dream.