A HAT TRICK OF NATURAL HAT TRICKS!!! 🧢

ALT Top: White text on a blue and red background reads, "First team in NHL History to record a natural hat trick in 3 straight games. Bottom: White and gold text next to a photo of the corresponding player as follows: Brady Tkachuk: October 13, 2026 vs. Columbus Brady Tkachuk: October 15, 2026 vs. Vancouver Carter Berhaeghe: October 17, 2026 vs. Seattle
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Aleksander Barkov is out for 6-8 weeks following the injury he sustained on Oct. 1, Paul Maurice announced.
The Panthers captain will not need surgery.
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The one element of private equity that feels under discussed is its almost always a race to see how much money can be stolen before the market corrects. You have a product people love and trust (Jersey Mike) and you exploit the love for it. People will eventually revolt but not before someone gets rich. The lie outpaces the discovery (hey the product is shit, used to love this) just fast enough. The brand gets wrecked, and the vampire squid moves on to its next host. Intentionally enshitifying things people love might as well be financial cancer.
Wendy's and Jersey Mike's have gotten worse — and @stavvybaby knows why:
"It's getting s***tier because some d***head who's never f***ing spread mayo in his life decided, 'Oh no, actually, instead of a sandwich, this is now a commodity.'"
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The Russo Brothers has shared artwork to celebrate ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ becoming the biggest domestic opening weekend of all time.
Passing ‘AVENGERS: ENDGAME’.
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LeBron gotta ask himself would Evan Mobley or Jarrett Allen ever be willing to put their hands on someone if the moment calls for it.
This afternoon, @BrettSiegelNBA reported that “The Celtics are a team very interested in the Louisville guard [Ryan Conwell], sources said.”
Boston had the 40th pick
Miami had the 41st pick
The Heat traded up to the 37th pick jumping ahead of the Celtics to select Ryan Conwell
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Brady Tkachuk found out he was getting traded to the Panthers at a Father's Day brunch from @emilymkaplan's ESPN App notification 📲😅
(via @PatMcAfeeShow)
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Giannis Antetokounmpo x Bam Adebayo x Coach Erik Spolestra = SCARY HOURS for the league.
Fuck the Knicks, Fuck Boston, fuck your favorite team.
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