🇮🇹🇺🇸 professional sandwich-maker

The Kitchen
Joined October 2015
8 months of Layla Ann💜🧚🏼✨
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They are literally doing the meme in France 😂
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the ails of being a good baker is everyone thinking your cupcakes are candles upon first glance
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Finally, a prominent food critic stands up for the greatest cuisine in the world... White people food. youtube.com/watch?v=10AJrPe1…
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Demographic oblivion.
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"you don't look like you just had a baby" why is the standard for postpartum for women to be unhealthy? i know there's a multitude of factors that contribute to physical changes after having a baby... but very little postpartum advice promotes mental & physical wellbeing. instead everything nowadays is geared towards unhealthy "hacks", bed rotting, and isolation.
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nine months with the best sidekick❣️
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One customer moved away and my White Claw sales dropped $6,175.14 at my restaurant. Apparently I didn’t have a White Claw customer. I had THE White Claw customer 😂
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We're gonna need more leaflets.
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ladies, if youre trying to get pregnant, give yourself 60 days first and prepare like an athlete: 1. 100% cotton underwear only. polyester underwear tanks progesterone 2. cut the cosmetics. women take in 168 chemicals a day from makeup, hair care and skin care, all linked to hormone issues and infertility 3. throw out every fragrance in the house. 500+ synthetic chemicals that wreck your hormones 4. eat carbs. 150-300g a day. under that and your thyroid is probably tanked 5. steak, liver, oysters, egg yolks, raw milk. especially liver. non-negotiable 6. honey every day. the honeymoon is literally named after eating honey for fertility 7. sunlight on your skin first thing in the morning 8. no seed oils 9. get the plastic off your body. polyester clothes, plastic bottles, dental floss coated in BPA 10. daily pomegranate juice, shown to balance hormones and improve PCOS. 11. high k2 cheeses 12. raw carrot daily, excretes excess estrogen 13. lower stress. meditate daily. slow down. cycle sync your training. stop skipping breakfast. definitely dont cold plunge. 14. quit your job, disappear to the woods 15. make him do it too. your placenta is built from his genes and sperm takes 90 days to mature train for pregnancy like youre an athlete.
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🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: By the stroke of pen and flanked by RFK Jr., President Trump establishes a new US vaccine schedule that decreases the number of jabs from 72 to 11 — and spreads them out over multiple visits, rather than pumping the child all at once "That's a big one in my book!" MAHA is alive and well! 🇺🇸
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They’re aborting toddlers now.
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Start executing these women. And no, I don't care about your whining and moaning and victimhood. You dump a baby in the trash to die, you give up your right to breathe. I'll swing the ax myself.
Newborn miraculously found alive after being tossed into airport trash can trib.al/Ov3zaDe
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The young male voting bloc Charlie built is gone. They aren’t voting in the midterms. Now it not the time to be alienating voters.
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Creatine >>> Coffee for postpartum moms. People love telling exhausted moms to nap when the baby naps, but that advice is impossible with toddlers running around or a busy schedule. Broken sleep drains brain phosphocreatine, which makes creatine the single best postpartum survival tool for sleep deprivation. If you are postpartum and haven't tried creatine, please do. It works wonders.
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For the integrity of the seat, it is critical that I win this race.
TX-23 HOUSE WINNER ODDS: 🟥 Brandon Herrera: 68% 🟦 Katy Padilla Stout: 32%
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New cheat code for women just dropped: just water them.
You don’t need to be severely dehydrated to feel awful. At just 1.36% dehydration, women experience: ↑ Anger 8% ↑ Fatigue 17% ↑ Mood disturbance 19% ↑ Task difficulty 58% ↑ Difficulty concentrating 45% ↑ Headache severity 2x
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I never want to hear a single one of you women out there who supports this ever say again in your entire miserable lives that men are the problem.
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"you don't look like you just had a baby" why is the standard for postpartum for women to be unhealthy? i know there's a multitude of factors that contribute to physical changes after having a baby... but very little postpartum advice promotes mental & physical wellbeing. instead everything nowadays is geared towards unhealthy "hacks", bed rotting, and isolation.
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guys, you have a duty to getting fit before impregnating her. obese fathers cause her placenta to develop abnormally, causing low oxygen levels. this is associated with more miscarriages, more painful pregnancies, and poor metabolic function in your child.
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