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United Kingdom
Joined September 2016
fool me once, domestic violence. fool me twice, gypsy rose.
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i hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning on being the delta passenger who put an earring in her sweatshirt to defend her personal space for halloween
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me when i say “girl or abortion” around the wrong people
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when tf did they stop painting speed bumps yellow i was just in the fcking air
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it’s days existing that have never existed before
Today is Forgive an Ex Day.
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they said the first time somebody go through your phone all you can ask is why would you touch my stuff 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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yeah big three is beyonce, mj and asake.
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Dating as an adult is so interesting because you can meet somebody who's accomplished in every area of their life except emotional maturity.
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Nowadays you can't even go outside and roam freely, you may end up in someone's vlog.
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There's an old Chinese saying: "feeling sorry for a man is the beginning of your misfortune " Don't do it, ladies.
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we gotta take the internet from Nigeria
Can a diCK enter a lady's pu**y while she's asleep without her knowing? 🤔
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felt when durk said why u bragging on that nigga he a real bitch
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getting sent money u didn’t ask for is very sexy idk
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if yo car ugly it dont need to be loud we dgaf how fast that chum bucket is
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playing smash or pass in my head before following someone back
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Like girl? Wyd 😭😭😭😭😭
UK babes ALWAYS ruining the vibes. Never beating the allegations man 😭
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gifs when the joke is time sensitive
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