@sofiaa_rod

Ew, David.

 Valencia-MIA
Joined July 2011
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@gloccnimOct 14
i dunno how people work full time and come home to a CHILD. i be feeling like this after the work week
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Slappy@SlapmemamOct 5
i gave it some thought and now it's worse
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tay is patience@plainpotatotayOct 4
being a candy addict during october is dangerous. hide ya candy. im on the prowl.
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chase@_chase_____Oct 3
“eating a lot of sugar will just give you a temporary burst of energy followed by a crash” ok great that actually sounds perfect. kind of exactly what i’m looking for
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z@haraamzadiOct 3
me and my mom
َ@4NGELWINGOct 3
can we escalate this minor disagreement into something it doesn’t need to be? let’s die over this
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Certified gayBob@certifiedgay69Oct 3
sorry i Can’t hangout my clothes look fucking stupid on me
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g@34rthsOct 2
Girl who is still weird: I was so weird back then
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Luis Vercetti
@97VercettiOct 2
How it feels after you calm down
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Satan
@s8nOct 2
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talia@taliasbonninOct 2
If you invite me to your wedding and get divorced then you should legally be required to send me one of these
cait@deliicaitOct 1
A normal man announced his divorce in this way and instagram fed it to a bunch of people (including me) I’m dying at the faq slide
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Softboy
@softboy_wOct 1
Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.
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nyah@sweetenyahSep 30
every time I pay my credit card bill I’m like who tf is using my shit…it’s just me
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sammi.@fxckjijjiforfunSep 10
i dont even fuck around and i still find out
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Héctor@HectSep 8
me at work every day
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Christin@hexpraxSep 8
Jalapenos aren't spicy anymore. Or maybe they never were. I don't remember anything that ever happened to me in my life.
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Kat@ollkorrect0Sep 8
"It's all in your head" yes but unfortunately that's where I am too
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I’m an OINK (One Income No Kids)
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@ponyexperimentsSep 6
mink (mysterious income no kids)
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Tannie
@nubian6Sep 6
Sunday feels completely different when Monday can’t threaten you. 😂
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shrimps💪🍤@shrimpchipsssSep 4
death by a thousand $20 purchases
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