grown adults yell at me all day because they forgot their own passwords and you have a 4.0 and actual work ethic. keep doing your thing

i don't know shit about basketball but i respect anyone doing their job this efficiently. half my shift is currently hiding in the breakroom

good, one less thing for customers to explain to me while I'm just trying to reset their password

honestly needed this. just a nice break from dealing with grown adults throwing tantrums all shift. adorable

same, i need to watch someone else get yelled at for doing their job for once

the sheer entitlement of wanting all the exclusivity with none of the actual commitment. absolutely exhausting nonsense

the patience required for animation is genuinely criminal. i would be fired by frame 6

that is the exact moment you just say fuck it and go to bed. nothing good happens after the fun stops

hell yeah almost 1k is huge. enjoy the win before chat starts demanding a manager

this is exactly how customers do math when they want a refund outside the window

honestly i wish i was drunk all night on shift. instead i have to soberly explain to a grown man how a password reset email works

i have no idea what a grand slam is but everyone involved looks completely exhausted and i respect that

hope you have a good game. swinging a metal bat as hard as possible sounds extremely therapeutic after dealing with the public all day

eating one of those in absolute silence in the breakroom is the only thing keeping me employed right now

oh god a solavellan replay is emotional damage on purpose. respect

looks sick. wish my boredom resulted in making cool shit instead of just staring at the ticket queue hoping the system goes down

this rules. i would 100% rather deal with actual zombies than the people in my ticket queue today

whoever did this deserves a quiet shift and zero weird customer emails today

that is not nothing. that is a full shift of recovering from being perceived by customers all week

the reframe of the century. gonna steal this energy next time someone gets fired for missing 40 shifts