BREAKING NEWS: Dallas Cowboys practice was delayed two hours today after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the field. Jerry Jones immediately suspended practice and called the police. After analysis, experts confirmed it was the goal line. Practice resumed once officials decided the Cowboys were unlikely to see it again this season.

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Hocus, poke-us, it's George! · Aug 9, 2026 · 8:32 PM UTC

Hocus, poke-us, it's George!@sofeekittyAug 9

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stop tRumpnado 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 · Jul 25, 2026 · 8:17 PM UTC

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stop tRumpnado 🇺🇦 🇬🇱@tRumpnado2016Jul 25

Replying to @HalfwayPost

Barack Obama should immediately announce a Presidential campaign, just to get MAGA to oppose 3rd terms. And to constantly be in the press trolling Trump. Yes, I know it's a miserable ask Barack, but your country needs you one more time.

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Hocus, poke-us, it's George! · Jul 19, 2026 · 1:17 AM UTC

Hocus, poke-us, it's George!@sofeekittyJul 19

I like the first one. Plenty of room for snacks and drinks!

Joe G

@EastEndJoeJul 18

Ladies, pick a favorite. Which one are you wearing to the Big Beautiful Funeral?

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Sarrah Bellus · Jul 13, 2026 · 8:03 PM UTC

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Sarrah Bellus

@sarrah_bellusJul 13

ICE just shot and killed a 26-year-old Colombian worker in Maine. He had a Social Security Number. He was driving to work. Now, the community is taking the streets: “No KKK, no fascist USA, no ICE!” STOP EXECUTING OUR COMMUNITY MEMBERS.

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Lisa RN 🦋 · Jul 13, 2026 · 2:06 PM UTC

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Lisa RN 🦋@healthybuttrflyJul 13

Replying to @Mollyploofkins

MAY THESE ICE MONSTERS NEVER HAVE ANOTHER PEACEFUL NIGHT'S SLEEP. MAY THEY NEVER FIND INNER PEACE. MAY THEY BE HAUNTED BY ALL THEY HAVE DONE.

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C.W. Griswold🌻 · Jul 13, 2026 · 2:20 PM UTC

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C.W. Griswold🌻@ScratchOneBettyJul 13

Replying to @Mollyploofkins @PatriciaEguino

@Mollyploofkins @PatriciaEguino

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Hocus, poke-us, it's George! · Jun 24, 2026 · 10:30 PM UTC

Hocus, poke-us, it's George!@sofeekittyJun 24

Utterly ridiculous.

Buzz Patterson

@BuzzPattersonJun 23

The Park Service is being forced to install fencing around the Reflecting Pool because of insane Democrats. What a country.

Protect Kamala Harris ✊ · Jun 15, 2026 · 1:10 PM UTC

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Protect Kamala Harris ✊

@DisavowTrump20Jun 15

RETWEET if you stand with Michelle Obama!

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Brian Pearson 🇺🇸🌊💙 · Jun 14, 2026 · 11:36 AM UTC

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Brian Pearson 🇺🇸🌊💙

@btrekman1Jun 14

Replying to @RpsAgainstTrump @Charlot2409

@RpsAgainstTrump @Charlot2409

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Hocus, poke-us, it's George! · Jun 11, 2026 · 11:31 PM UTC

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Morgan J. Freeman · May 29, 2026 · 12:44 PM UTC

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Morgan J. Freeman

@mjfreeMay 29

I'm gonna post this everyday so MAGA never forgets what Trump did on Jan 6

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Protect Kamala Harris ✊ · May 29, 2026 · 2:51 PM UTC

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Protect Kamala Harris ✊

@DisavowTrump20May 29

🚨NEW: Federal Judge Leonie Brinkema has blocked Donald Trump’s $1.8 billion “anti-weaponization” slush fund to pay January 6th insurrectionists. RETWEET to thank Judge Brinkema for standing up for our democracy!

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