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The Sofa
Joined June 2014
Arise Chickun, Arise
The chicken coop is really giving “low budget horror film” vibes tonight.
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Why don't doxx yourself? What's the worse that can happen? Someone drawing a mustache on your picture?
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they stopped id'ing me when this happened to me
Justin Bieber is a soulless clone now
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大雨の道頓堀がいい感じに映画の世界
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It was 7 million actually
Kat dennings In 2 broke girls In Real life
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Honky Chonk Beardonkadonk⁣⁣
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Hear me out... New motherboard standard for AI that doubles the length of the motherboard so you can natively fit 8 gpus with proper air gaps.
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my zcash journey 2016: excited for new thing 2017: went all in, price hit 400, very happy 2018: price hit 800, very happy 2019: wtf its 27 dollars 2020: rock bottom gf dumped me cuz i wouldnt sell 2021: lived in car getting letters from the IRS and training muay thai 2022: lived in car and kept doing muay thai 2023: dad heart attack, moved home, lived with friend, sleeping with cockroaches and frogs in the garage 2024: spend time with dad while trying to figure things out feel like failure 2025: become lifeguard, start fighting, zcash starts pumping in sep 2026: dad dies, i knock out my first human in the ring, zcash hits 1600, get new gf 2027: ???????????
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yes dear viewer, it is VITAL that the muscle auntie do the pull-up shirtless
42歳で筋トレを始めるまで、 懸垂は1回もできませんでした。 最初は、ぶら下がるだけ。 そこから少しずつ練習を重ねて、 49歳の今は、できるようになりました🌱 できなかったことが、できるようになる。 私はそれが一番嬉しい。
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note to all: go to your local pc recycle store. got all this shit for 200 bucks
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“There is a WAR between the JEWS and the GOYIM, and the JEWS are presently WINNING.” Epstein replied: “Yup.”
Epstein received an email saying: “There is a WAR between the JEWS and the GOYIM, and the JEWS are presently WINNING.” Epstein replied: “Yup.” @grok Yes or No
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this is why the markets are down today
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OPSEC level: the back of your ID fully in the picture
I buy my weed from white guys and my bag from Mexicans. Just the way god intended. #CleanSneeze
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the tiny domesticated dog runs free while his wild wolf brethren pace the enclosure. much to think about as i log into microsoft teams this morning.
At the Harbin Polar Aquarium, one dog and four wolves are having a great time playing together! 😃
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major issue for EAs is they dont seem to have a culture where an authority can say "obviously these shrimp people and the negative utilitarianisms and the beastislists are not part of what we do" because 1. they don't have such authorities and 2. those things are part of ea
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Who are these guys?
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This is where I monitor the situation
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crypto is gradually approaching the part of the cycle where the dumbest people you know start making way more money than you can't wait.
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日本の投稿が見えなくなっていると聞いたので、アメリカのブラザー達に捧げるリブロース。
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The DEA continue their scheduling rampage with new efforts to prohibit 4-OH-DiPT, 5-MeO-AMT, 5-MeO-MiPT, 5-MeO-DET, and DiPT. The proposed rule will be officially published tomorrow. The fight begins again. federalregister.gov/public-i…
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