I use this area to remind myself that the higher the number on the gauge, the colder the fridge | COYS | Alfie Whiteman FC | he/him
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Decided to start a substack about all the playlists I make. Join the cool kids and subscribe for free imo sockformation.substack.com/p…
Are we doing a tribute to Tottenham Cake? God I hope so
🩷🩷🩷 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐇𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲: Tottenham 27-28 Away Kit to Be Pink: footyheadlines.com/465351825…
A winning goal from Ben Davies; Kulusevski back for the first time in over 500 days; A start and a goal from Maddison; and only three injuries. We’re so back.
The problem with working from home is that all office chairs are ugly so instead I sit on my dining chair that was designed in the 1950s all day and then wonder why I have a bad back
Looking for Ghent and Brussels recommendations please. Ideally suitable for sub 3 month olds. I’ve been to Brussels several times before and always found it a bit boring, so please wow me
I’ve become obsessed with flossier my teeth. I find myself walking around in the middle of the day absentmindedly flossing without realising I am
I've been reading the original Winnie the Pooh stories to baby, and it's unbelievable how much better Winnie is than Paddington. Why does Paddington get all the bear praise? Winnie is clear.
Just realised that three weeks of international football actually means only missing two weekends of premier league football that Spurs are back this weekend ffs. It’s not been long enough yet
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That second sentence is brutal.
Pete Davidson mocks social media influencers who dance on camera: “Who the fuck are you? What do you do? Nothing.”
Davidson just filmed Doug Liman’s Bitcoin movie that uses generative AI and stars Gal Gadot.
(via @Variety)
Pathetic. Sportswashing works
The UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham has said he would be “really concerned” to lose Manchester City’s Emirati owners from the Premier League.
“They’ve been such a huge partner in the building of modern Manchester and obviously the building of Manchester City into the global force that it is.”
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I wonder how @FootballManager is going to deal with the Man City stuff. I don’t think they can ignore it, but I also doubt a final punishment will be in by release day. Maybe they’ll do it like Brexit, and have it random from a few options
This has absolutely nothing to do with Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, other than the fact it's a pyramid. A perfect example of a pseudo-intellectual.
My AirPod 2s finally died so I’ve just upgraded for 5s and they’re so complicated. I just want to listen to Mount Kimbie and some podcasts. What the hell is spatial awareness and why should I care about conversation mode
