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Auburn, AL
Joined December 2008
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Did Kentucky win!?!?
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🚨🚨Well this is some scary AF! This lady was sitting peacefully at a town-hall in Coeur D’Alene, Idaho and after she spoke out these goons with no badges forcibly removed her. This is not America that we once knew, buckle up we are in for a long ride!
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BREAKING: A leaked memo from Fox News reveals that the network's interviewers regularly use Vicks VapoRub under their noses when interviewing Donald Trump because he smells like, as one Fox producer described it, “roast beef diarrhea.”
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From 1905-2014 @AuburnMBB had 1 25+ win season. In the 11 years with @coachbrucepearl, Auburn has had 6, as Auburn added its 25th win today. Incredible.
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Johni Broome went OFF ⭐️ He had a double-double with 31 points, 14 rebounds and shot 11-18 from the field leading No. 1 Auburn to a win over Georgia 🔥 @jerseymikes | #JerseyMikesNaismith2025 | 📸: @AuburnMBB | 🎥: ESPN
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Johni Broome hits the campaign trail again for national player of the year and flexes with a historic stat line. This race is fun, man.
Auburn’s Johni Broome in today’s win over Georgia: - 31 points - 14 rebounds - 4 assists No other player has reached those totals vs a Division I team this season. Ben Simmons is the only other SEC player with that many points, rebounds, and assists in a game this century.
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Watched this many times and still can't figure out how or what he did. It's magic.
This needs to be talked about a lot more. #auburn #wareagle
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LOVE THIS TEAM
All Love. 🦅🏀🐘 Auburn players waited to embrace Aden Holloway after beating Alabama.
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BREAKING: Ohio lawmakers have proposed a new law that bans men from ejaculating without intent of conception, would fine men up to $10,000 per ejaculation.
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I believe he is translating
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An Alabama fan talked trash about the basketball game. When he was done he asked me if the game Saturday is in Auburn or Tuscaloosa. Sums up the general fandom.
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Auburn fan since jump and never heard "War Damnin' " @TheRonSlay coins a new phrase and I'll be using it every chance I get.
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Auburn Bigs just plain mauling Vandy defense. Go Tigers! @AubuMBB
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PSA for anyone who needs to hear it: Toomer’s oaks are not your own personal happiness celebration trees. They are reserved exclusively for Auburn sports victories, with zero exceptions. Stop doing this. Thank you.
No. Fucking. Way. They just rolled Toomer’s. Arrest them. Arrest them all!
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Just have to quit rolling Toomers for non Auburn victories… it has to stop 🛑
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Under 35 and over 35 response to the halftime show
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Your chance of being attacked by a squirrel is low, but never zero.
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