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My toxic trait is finding a new male fave and thinking BUT WHAT IF HE WAS β¨PREGNANTβ¨βββ
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as a fandom old let me tell yβall something that will save a lot of your sanity and energy - just block people. there are going to be people in fandom who piss you off for whatever reason (garbage takes, under the age of 25, not watching the same thing as you, etc.) just blockβem
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in s1 we got to see robby pee, and in s2 we saw langdon pee. can we see jack pee in s3
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jack being a physically affectionate guy is actually very important to me
Technically I went to bed two hours ago but I canβt sleep because I am in so much pain. Took all the meds and used all the pain relief I have at my disposal, just hoping it works. Unironically asking Jesus for comfort tonight.
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βAre all foods experiencing shrinkflation or am I just that much of a pig?β A novel by me. π«©
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Massie: "I hope Hegseth addresses the 8 articles of impeachment, and doesnβt get up and misquote the Bible in Quentin Tarantino fashion and do some pull-ups and call everybody fat and gay. I may have just given you half his speech, I don't know."
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βFor sale baby shoes never wornβ 6 word slop by Hemingway. I can write a sadder story with just 2 words:
Mom exploded
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A lady walked past me and said "no makeup?" I said, "no panties either." That shut her up. Don't play with me.
Huge, uncomfortable, and still working three to four 12 hour shifts a week, despite Robby asking him to PLEASE reduce his hours. Absolutely savage to any patient who makes a sideways comment about how pregnant he is.
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a thread of shawn hatosy as stan rosado to motivate you to do a βthe facultyβ rewatch <3 enjoy
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anyway. fascinated by this notion that fic writers are egotistical/self-important for wanting kudos/comments & their work to not be stolen, but readers are somehow not egotistical/self important for believing theyβre entitled to hours of peopleβs free labor just cuz they want it


















