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Andrew Snowdon (he/they//him/them)

@snobiwan

Writer, Poet, Conman, and Rogue. Former theatre reviewer. Most Iconic Ottawa Alchemist. Lay herbalist. Tarot enthusiast. Perennial weirdo. Thelemite. 93, 93/93

 Ottawa
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Joined August 2007
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to every font kern, kern, kern there is a spacing kern, kern, kern and an x-height, and a point size and descenders
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Anthony Oliveira@meakoopa26 Jul 2023
3rd horseman is commonly called Famine, but he specifically does NOT blight crops, does not damage food. His weapon is the scales, and "destroys" not by weather or worm, but market manipulation. A closer name might be "Inflation" or "Capital" or "Bread Fixing" or "Galen Weston."
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I don’t want to lose you people (well, most of you) so come find me on Threads where I am asnowdon. Otherwise dm me your phone number. Otherwise, well, this sure was school ✌🏻
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City of Ottawa
@ottawacity18 Jul 2023
The City of Ottawa will hold a virtual media availability at 3 pm today, July 18, to provide an update on O-Train Line 1. Listen live: bit.ly/34gH1Ii
A graphic with a tinted blue background photo of a microphone and auditorium chairs. In the foreground there is a blue text box and white text that reads: Media Availability "Listen Live"

ALT A graphic with a tinted blue background photo of a microphone and auditorium chairs. In the foreground there is a blue text box and white text that reads: Media Availability "Listen Live"

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Astræa Rose@Astraea_Rose_17 Jul 2023
I'm this kind of barbie person
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lovely libra💕 readings: open (@noamoracle) profile picturelovely libra💕 readings: open@noamoracle16 Jul 2023
Are you more of a bratz person or a barbie person, and what are your placements?
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Shelley@shelley_rohar5 Jul 2023
Happy 30th anniversary to Björk's genius "Debut" debut album. Big Time Sensuality
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How’s that gonna work for Bluesfest? I’m sure it’s already been asked, but
CTV Ottawa (@ctvottawa) profile pictureCTV Ottawa@ctvottawa5 Jul 2023
The Ottawa Police Service says the reason Pimisi Station was restricted on Canada Day is because of the station's design and its inability to handle crowds. ottawa.ctvnews.ca/pimisi-lrt…
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And the Ottawa Police, as we’ve learned from the Convoy occupation, are experts in the inability to handle large crowds so we should probably listen to them
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Listening to Dan Bern's Jerusalem and then cover versions of Dan Bern's Jerusalem (I like olives) until YouTube forces me to listen to Barrett's Privateers
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the worst webring
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L. Joy Williams@ljoywilliams1 Jul 2023
The child asked what year I was born and I said 1978. She said that’s not a real year, years start with 20
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The mayor of Mexico’s San Pedro Huamelula married a crocodile as part of a ritual to usher in a good harvest

Mexican mayor weds crocodile in age-old ritual - Lifestyle

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Rebecca Black
@MsRebeccaBlack30 Jun 2023
tbh i didn't even write the song so cannot confirm nor deny
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I just bid on an affordable Hebrew typewriter on eBay, tempted to start a GoFundMe
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Babalon, Lilith, and @Astraea_Rose_
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Hotblack Desiato@beaty_boop30 Jun 2023
Leaving service area, Happy Canada Day everyone! Be nice to your bartenders and first responders this weekend! ❤️ 🇨🇦 ❤️
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Astræa Rose@Astraea_Rose_30 Jun 2023
The Moon is in Scorpio opposing Uranus and square Mars
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aline@alineailinh27 Jun 2023
in 2016 I bought this custom “cap-sac” visor on zazzle as a bit & cannot imagine any occasion this would be suited for besides the barbie/oppenheimer double premiere date that would occur years later
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Unknown Requiem 🎃@simp_requiem28 Jun 2023
This the scariest Grimace shake TikTok I’ve seen so far wtf 😭
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I think I’m gonna go for a run outside before the new smoke hits. Then I’m going to go to a work 5-à-7 in the middle of my vacation because I don’t want to feel left out and can’t pass up an excuse to eat out.
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