Watching my TV closely to see if one of these idiots falls off which would certainly add some excitement to my viewing pleasure google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnewy…

Here is the "official" notification that I received the highest number of write-in votes (Mickey Mouse got 2) for the Republican nomination for Mayor. I've already gone to the Clerk's Election Division to accept the nomination. Haters are gonna hate, but special thanks to those who endorsed my candidacy and all the dog parents at the park for writing in Bailey's dad. For the rest of you, start ducking my calls because I'm in fundraising mode. My FIRST campaign promise is I am NOT putting up any signs, they are a pain in the butt, they make the town look ugly and they don't vote. Now I have to get everything right with ELEC. @EdTheTruckerNJ

So...I'm doing a thing. This is a text that went to fellow Republicans in town last night.