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i’m fucking crying a grandma bro 😂😂
Grandma puts phone thief in a headlock while he tries to escape
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A woman noticed her dog acting strange every time she turned her back, so she started recording. Sure enough, the camera caught him doing it every single time. What could he possibly be up to?
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A 3-year-old boy died in a hot car after being left inside for over five hours by a Department of Human Resources contract worker, who took him from his parents after they were deemed ‘unfit.’ 😳💔🕊️🙏🏽
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Replying to @TJTheUndeterred
We watched WILL SMITH walk on stage and smack Chris rock on national tv, so yea niggah!
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she pushed bro out the way to do the same shit but with a water bottle and band aids 🤣
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She looks more like a student. Clearly everyone else there is more qualified because she’s constantly moving.
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Bra man tryna convince others to pay respect 😂
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Perkio retweeted
No but they use it to heal same difference the game is fucking dumb
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Unc gets opp killed behind bars
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who would pay money to see a naked indian? isn’t that why indians are paying money to see others naked?
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Fact: 90% of Indian children are malnourished. 35% are stunted. Protein and vitamin B12 deficiency makes 99% of the Indian population clinically retarded.
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King Von really gone man 💔 Once a lifetime talent
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Jeffrey Epstein was 66 years and 6 months old when he died in prison on August 10, 2019. He was born January 20, 1953.
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Replying to @RabbiJeffx @grok
LOL how do they get away with this, but they’ll chase some almost homeless guy named Steve down for a $20 venmo payment🤣🤣 You’re simply not mad enough.
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“but saints row!!1!1!” nigga i was in saints row beating up chinese ppl with dildos. it never gave niggahater game
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"We" First off, we all didn't play the same games growing up. Second, even if we did, NONE of those games are what this is. GTA was a snapshot in time with original characters based off of real life and popular media of the time (same with Vice City). 50 Cent had a game in the middle east as well, because the game was about HIM doing stuff, not the location. This is like seeing blackface and saying its fine because "that's what black people did". This is 100% coon shit, and the ONLY reason why this term keeps coming back is because some black people are too afraid to acknowledge the issues, but justify them.
Y’all really mad over Hood Warfare 2 😭. We grew up playing GTA, Saints Row, and 50cent bulletproof. So tell me when this world became so soft. Niggas be mad and write paragraphs over a fucking video game but do NOTHING to solve REAL LIFE issues within the black community smd.
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This is the biggest character assassination in the history of fiction btw. There has never been, and there will never be, anything this bad.
Eren wiping out 80% of humanity and saying it was just so he could see the views will always be funny to me
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