Optimistic dreamer.

Philadelphia, PA
Joined August 2008
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Rails is getting a Native Push notifications #railsworld
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I’m waiting for my man Got twenty-six dollars in my hand
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If my timeline is to be believed at face value, Waymo has more than recovered their cost of destroyed cars with memes and public sympathy.
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The best thing Waymo can do to defend against vandalism is to just make them cuter.
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Under the lindens 😌
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Someone needs to make a WALL-E for laundry
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So far past the Turing test that people are talking about specific GPT mannerism
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Get I get a Nightmare Before Christmas version of Spirited Away tho?
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Absolutely floored that Baywatch started in 1989.
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While this is embarrassing for city hall, who bent over backwards to approve the original plan at LEAST it showed they were eager to work on an improvement. Too bad they got played for having good intentions.
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I have a long time habit of sitting alone at bars or restaurants and having a drink and a meal. It’s peaceful. The more I do this, the more I realize that the vast majority of peoples’ conversations is made up of selling each other on TV shows.
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It’s 2029 and ski passes are $10,000
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Dropped a banger in the group chat, but got 🦗
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Streets are for whatever this is
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Meet the family.
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Plz update github.com/twitter/the-algor… My TL is full of real dumb shit.
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@X also this screen seems to be broken
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