Just jerked it to skeet ulrich and matthew lillard in scream 🤤#HappyHalloween
My pedicure tech was really cute and apparently he was flirting with me (according to my coworkers 😅)
But 1 I am so shy they were all like ‘you need to get his number!!’ And I literally wanted to melt into the floor
And 2 I have no idea when someone is flirting w me like you have to be obvious and be like ‘you’re cute’ or I will not get the hint!!!
I always think back on all times when I thought I was “too old” to do something and say presently ‘god, I was so young’
han retweeted
i only want a bf when i need to tell someone some stupid shit like I just ate way too much teriyaki chicken if U even care
Thinking about #HIM tonight … screaming biting my pillow clenching alluh dat 🙂↕️
Depends on how close/comfortable I am w the friend, if we’re like 🤞then we share the bed, otherwise you get the couch





















