Snail Intern 🥬🐌

Snail Intern Update: So SnailExpress went on a couple of holidays, took pictures of buildings… ‘so boring’… This one is Munich… 😐🐌

Hello Slovenia 😐👋🐌

Hello Jersey 👋 😐🐌

Put 400 hours into @CrimsonDesert_ Erm, too much bloat, boss fights are meh, until you get to the witches (maybe 40 hours) the game is mid. After the first witch the game starts to rock.

Hello Malaysia 👋😐🇲🇾🐌

Experiencing aborted landings on Gibraltar is really fun. You shit yourself once, when nearly plunging into the sea. Shit yourself once again, when the engines try to climb over a massive fuck off rock. Then twice more when the pilot gives it another go, just for fun. 😐🐌

For several weeks, I’m not been receiving message notifications, probably due to the new encryption thing. All followers can claim the below ‘ghosted by snail’ mug for the low low price of £200. Send bank details etc etc. 😐🐌

The world moves so fast. A few years ago collectors just brought cat NFT’s Now they are redefining the art world with 100k per year, buying mini macs, creating agents, solving world hunger, curing cancer, oh no wait, probably not curing cancer. But good stuff. 😐🐌

Oh fuck off wankers. Not being funny but this much support for so little fucking money, with so many OG’s supporting, it’s fucking BS. I had my doubts a day ago and this confirmed it, complete BS, you people deserve this place.

I’m not a fan of people promoting weekly buys. It doesn’t really help artists, mainly just exposure for the collector. I would rather see transparent sponsorship and mentoring of individuals. Sure ring fencing criticism, but probably better than hoop jumping. 😐

Hello Bahrain 🇧🇭 😐👋

Happy New Year 🐌 Apologies for shaky camera, gin issue.😐🐌

That feeling when you told yourself, for the past 4 years, that 2025 was going to be ‘your’ year…… 2 days to go.. 🥲

A tale of two restaurants. The first got aggressive and stated restaurant policy, when I refused to hand over my private phone number. The second just said yeah ‘whatever mate’ and typed 1 into the system and got paid £200 an hour later. Retards. 😐 Oh and 🐌👋

Currently in monaco and reduced to an iPad, but @ArtPetio kindly sent me a Run NFT. I really wanted to show it off, but I don’t know how to save video’s/gif’s on iPad. Anyway great collection, check it out. 😐🐌 manifold.xyz/@petiodeployer/…

I’m still alive. Thanks for asking.. 😐🐌

It’s not boring, if you retired last cycle. It’s mild panic and what jobs are there for 50+ year old alcoholic snails out there. 😐🐌

I’ll be honest I didn’t watch this. I love Migonverse, but a French person making Snail planet, come on, that’s just a food farm on a planetary level. Why you be so evil? 😐🐌

My clothes shopping is very simple. I find something I like, buy 10 of them and set for years. However, recently I lost 10kg in a month and nothing fits. ETH hits ATH and I’m wearing pyjamas, with a tighter elastic waist band, all day-every day. Don’t feel right. 😐🐌