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Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place

Massachusetts, USA
Joined May 2019
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Asked about the red pants, Rob Gronkowski says when he went to get fitted for the jacket he asked when they were going to measure him for pants. The guy said nobody had ever gotten matching pants before, so they decided Gronk would be the first.
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Rainy Saturday at work. In a recliner watching Columbo. Can’t complain
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Great day at work. Pulled off a sort of complicated move to turn around an engine through the yard and terminal despite only being a qualified conductor for like 4 months, and it being something even people who have 20+ years here freak out about doing
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“Healey winning again is the last straw. I’m moving to New Hampshire” Gonna hear this a million times now
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JAMES TALARICO, DEMOCRAT, WINS TEXAS U.S. SENATE RACE — PROJECTION
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What do you mean the new Christmas mass lottery scratchies are peppermint scented
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The last gasps of fall color
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shawn retweeted
Massachusetts residents waking up on Wednesday without New Hampshire political ads
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Legit just saw 5 NH political ads all in a row. I live in Mass. Wednesday cannot come soon enough
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It’s very funny that any time SiriusXM wants to charge me the full $31 a month to use it I just tell the AI assistant that it’s too expensive and I want to cancel and they knock it back down to $10
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I hate Halloween
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I’ve worked a disgusting amount of OT this week and it’s not even finished. Can’t wait for all the Halloween BS to be done with
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If you don't at least appreciate baseball on the radio, I question whether or not you actually like baseball.
You’ll pry AM radio baseball from my cold dead hands you swine
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The Shrek of the Edmund Fitzgerald
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We’re so back
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WE’RE SO BACK
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$1000 swing in like 15 minutes?
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I grew up saying rubbish, but I can’t tell if that’s an English holdover or having Irish grandparents who passed it down quirk
my bf is from boston and occasionally he’ll do something that feels vaguely british. he refers to his dresser as his “bureau” and it’s like ok sherlock holmes ?? what do u keep in there? cold cases from the 1800s? ur velvet smoking jacket? an emerald tie-pin from queen victoria?
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You ever interact with a UPS man and an amazon delivery contractor back to back and you can very clearly see the kind of customer service 6 figures and a union buys you.
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