The "Ghetto Houdini" Who Made a Salt Shaker Pass Through a Solid Table! 🧂 youtube.com/shorts/4KtKGua2P… via @YouTube

On 11/20/24 around 2am a car plowed into me. I should be dead. So here is my info if you can spare a few bucks: Venmo: @Tomas-DelaCruz PayPal: @smoothini ( or [email protected] ) CashApp: $BarMagician

I hate when my motivation levels start to dip. I want to be in full beast mode every waking second of the day. It’s my kids. They drain my soul sometimes with all the fighting and nonsense.

YES

—-sigh—- I’m just here waiting to be cancelled at this point. For something I did or said that I don’t even remember.

THANKS!

I’m still alive folks!!!!

My stomach feels weird. Not sure how to calm it. Not sure what it is. I wonder what can fix it. Is it true Ginger Ale is a remedy?

Seriously

I need a nap.

Anyone want to play @ClashofClans with me? My clan is “The XXI Empire”

My positive energy to #PrimeMinisterAbe right now.

I always feel like taking a nap. I can’t blame it because I’m in my 40’s. I know plenty of people my age with super energy. But I’m going to blame it because I’m in my 40’s. It makes me feel good having an excuse other than I’m lazy. #SmoothiniFacts #AdultingAndStuff

I hate being this tired during the day when I actually have to do things. Then wide awake at night when I have to fall asleep. #smoothiniFacts

Just a clip of me on stage.

I can never get tired of Law & Order: SVU

Smoothini Tee’s coming soon

Somebody please protect this man! lol

Happy Fourth to all my American friends …. Don’t blow up your hand or start a massive forest fire!!!

“The internet is a dark and evil place to find validation. The mirror is the only place to truly find it.” ~ #Smoothini #quotes #inspiration #motivation #perserverance #goals #goalsetting #SmoothiniFacts { pic by Stephanie Everett @freedivegirl }