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Opinions & Confidence. Rest In Paradise, JCMS. #LiveFree

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Joined September 2010
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It never gets any easier. You just get better.
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Can somebody tell me how Michelob Ultra is the official beer of the NBA and World Cup yet it tastes like absolute watered down piss?
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Druski investing in port is actually just as hilarious as his skits
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"Motion is the privilege that the living have. Be many things at the same time. Or be nothing, for a time. Simmer in life, marinate, grow."
بشرى@b_mahmuudOct 7
Just keep pivoting till you find where you want to be. many people rush life. They throw themselves into a specific box, then stay there. Motion is the privilege that the living have. Be many things at the same time. Or be nothing, for a time. Simmer in life, marinate, grow.
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3 seconds in. Yep; I’ll have that
BBC Earth
@BBCEarthOct 6
Blue Planet III: FIRST LOOK 🌊 👀 JADE joins forces with legendary composer Hans Zimmer for the original title track of Blue Planet III. Sir David Attenborough returns to take us deeper into our oceans than ever before, revealing extraordinary new stories from beneath the waves. #BluePlanet3 #JADE #HansZimmer #DavidAttenborough
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Why does jah never bless me with friends like this?
INTERIOR PORN
@INTERIORPORN1Sep 29
POV: you make Texas BBQ for the first time
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Got a new toothbrush, shits electric.
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DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmSep 22
First look at the new ‘DARKWING DUCK’ animated series. Mark Hamill will star as Darkwing Duck.
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Waygu Old Fashioned round Intrepid 🥃 👀
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 Legendary Self-Made Progress THA GREAT 🏁
@1EntreProNegroSep 19
Good morning black Twitter! Have a great day!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The Touchline | 𝐓
@TouchlineXSep 19
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Roberto De Zerbi has called Tottenham the MOST FRAGILE team he has ever coached in his 14-year managerial career. 🗣️ “I’ve never seen a team like us. So fragile, so inconsistent. You’re good, or you’re bad. You can’t be very good for the first 30-40 minutes and then concede like this.”
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Troydan
@TroydanSep 18
Imagine you in the middle of a diarrhea dump but it's a shit clock violation so the doors fly open with a buzzer sound
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I would watch this all day
G-Block 🅱️aby
@motionsznnSep 15
The first car to park on the trailer wins , I’ve never been so invested in a sport like this
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Tank rain baby 🥹
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Mr. Christopher
@iamalmostlegendSep 5
“I thought you said she was the new manager, not security” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Wait, ya telling “Coyote vs Acme” is a “Who Killed Roger Rabbit” style movie?!
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Naw man, gotta be more specific 😭
Tottenham Hotspur
@SpursOfficialSep 3
Win a 2026/27 shirt signed by one of our summer signings! 👕✍️ Enter now 🔗 thfc.pro/3SuFZGi
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I don’t care what @shentoine charges you for his next party. Just stfu and pay it. Man is worth every single dollar.
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Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoAug 21
🚨 Enzo Maresca: “Savinho wanted to leave since day one, Rodri also wanted to go”. “It’s complicated to convince them to stay or change their stance”.
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No more long talk.
James Davies@JamesDavies1212Aug 19
🚨EXCL:Tottenham initially believed a deal for Omar Marmoush & Savinho could be done for around £125m, but Manchester City have, in the last hours, stated their valuation is at least £140m. Spurs still believe a deal is feasible, with contact continuing into the night. ⏳⚪️ #THFC
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