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To study the effects of prolonged space travel, the lab of the New Dawn was well stocked with animal test subjects. The manifest included a single tortoise...

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Joined January 2021
Waiting for Shroud comic
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At last, she is here—my first daughter. Her name is ADIRA, a tribute to the card that captured my heart in @ParallelTCG. @templecrash
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Alright, @AIWayfinder launched today. Some people are upset or confused so let's talk about it. This is *all* solely my opinion. The Good: - The tech is incredible. A lot of people are late to the party and upset over the airdrop mechanics, etc., but this isn't vaporware. I challenge you to actually use the product and then look at everything from a revised perspective. - Wayfinder's team (which is a part of Parallel Studios) is A+. They have a spotless track record of doing things the right way and have always acted with the interests of the community in mind. - Wayfinder / $PROMPT is getting listed by nearly every T1 exchange on Day 1. This is incredible for exposure... but frankly, exchanges are not on your side. There's a lot that goes on behind the scenes here. Still, this is good exposure. - Major rewards were distributed to the community, be that OG cachers or Kaito. Rewarding community supporters is good and important. Massive airdrops like this usually lead to initial sell pressure... once the jeeters jeet, things stabilize. - Wayfinder is playing in a multi-bazillion dollar sandbox. The tech they're building lays rails for the entire crypto industry. Think bigger than the 50m MC you are looking at rn. The Bad: - Comms has not been great. I am deeply plugged into the community and even I have had points of confusion on what/where/when to do things. This is also not my first rodeo, so I'm sure less experienced users have been totally lost. There's no sugar-coating this, team should have done better. - I believe there have been warped expectations regarding OG cachers vs. Kaito yappers. If you look at the math breakdown, it's clear that cachers are going to earn more over time than Kaito yappers who get a larger chunk up front. This *was* explained, but frankly I don't think people tried hard enough to understand it and that falls on the team to drill comms harder. Optically, however, I would have liked to see either Kaito rewards decreased or cache rewards increased to better align with community expectations. - The importance of points could have been explained better. A lot of people cached small amounts of $PRIME semi-recently and are pissed they received basically dust. Yes, that's how it works when you base the rewards on points accumulated over time. You'd think this would be obvious, but it falls on the team to make sure this is communicated thoroughly. - Market conditions are nearly all time low atm. This is a 5b FDV project masquerading as a 200m FDV one. Some hopium here, sure, but all jokes aside the timing on this did Wayfinder no favors. With all of that in mind, I just want to say that I have complete faith in @templecrash, @ParallelTCGpod, @Fitchinverse, and the rest of the Parallel Studios/Wayfinder team. If you're reading this and frustrated by this experience, just know that these guys work tirelessly to do right by their community. You are gonna make it. Believe in something.
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おはようございます☁️ うしろあし🦶
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I think the real reason I was a bit upset today was because the prompt hopium was allowing me to avoid acknowledging the reality that my crypto and jpegs are down astronomically. I was just wrong about the market. Can't blame anyone else for my over-expectations.
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Idk I traded cards in Planetfall to get sets to get free prime then cached that and got more free money today I’m not even mad maybe I’m doing this wrong 😞
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My missus is the best, I told her I was a bit rekt and she's gone to get me kfc. (I'm confident she's coming back)
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𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗦𝗽𝗼𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 - @YoJurmy
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This week on Parallel League Podcast #19 - @Alliestrasza and @mookah_f, are joined by cosplayer and actress @melissamorbid to break down her stunning Catherine cosplay in Las Vegas at the Parallel Prime Championship. 📺 YouTube & YouTube Music: youtu.be/qm6dxRg9kB8 🎧 Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5HN… 🍎 Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Just a reminder to only trust information coming from the official @AIWayfinder account. Don't click on random links. Don't rush. Take your time to understand what it is you're doing as some actions may not be reversible. Understand that delegation is *optional*. Stay safe. Have fun.
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The @AIWayfinder singularity is inevitable. The Great One always finds a way.
My face when @AIWayfinder launches. I am my @ParallelColony avatar and my avatar is me. GPT 4o is kinda crazy. This looks a lot like me 😂 #NewProfilePic
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People hating on British food seem to ignore we have one of the best breakfasts ever.
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I hope this video will help people getting started in Parallel or understanding some basics, they might have not seen that way before. If you think Wayfinder is a great product, check out the games like @ParallelTCG as well. (link in comments)
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Welcome to the new folks from CT into @AIWayfinder with the hype of Wayfinder, in anticipation of TGE let me share this visual to help you understand the growth and vision of @ParallelTCG. While this infographic doesn't encaptulate the entire work the team has shipped it gives you a view that 1. Proven team who will keep shipping irrespective of the market conditions. 2. Pivot based on market needs and internal assets creation ( @Sanctuary_B3 shooter evolved from assets harvested from creating the TCG ecosystem, @AIWayfinder . @ParallelColony - from the advancements in AI) 3. Post TGE expect some FUD but expect the team to continue building as founder @templecrash will say - "Slowly then all at once" expect team to continue shipping for Wayfinder updates 4. Colony - Would request everyone take a look at this which will be a gamechanger if the team gets it spot on I welcome you all to experience the other products as well
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I don't care what anyone says. Crocs & socks is so comfy.
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✅Share this and I'll choose a winner to use as my Wayfinder referrer! (I have 1.5M points and more) Have you ever wondered about caching history of an address? In my dashboard you can search for an address and see its caching history and transactions How it's done👇🤓
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There is never a good time to change everything. Wayfinder.
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New Wayfinder shirt got here quick! Thanks @excelsorph 🫡
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