Mom, wife, daughter, radio/VO, writer/editor, PR/logistics

SoCal
Joined April 2009
Just had a mandarin that contained THREE seeds! This feeling of betrayal is pretty intense...
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I called my medical insurance provider to change my primary care doctor, and kept hearing what sounded like a rooster in the background. It was a consistent sound, so I don’t think it was an actual rooster, but I found it amusing nonetheless.
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Pro VO Move #5: Slate with your full name, address, social security number, and deepest fear. Let them know who you really are. #AprilFools #AuditionTips
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Essential VO Tip #4: If you want to really impress a casting director, make sure every take sounds exactly the same. No variations. No risks. Just one emotion forever. #AprilFools #ActingAdvice
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Audition Hack #3: Never match the tone of the script. If it says "whisper softly," scream instead. You need to stand out. #AprilFools #VOtips
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“Pro” Audition Tip #2: If you forget a line, just make up words in a completely new language. Casting directors love originality. #AprilFools #VoiceActing
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“Serious” Audition Advice #1: Always start your slate with, "Hello, it is I, the voice actor of your dreams. Hire me or regret it forever." Confidence is key. #AprilFools #VOtips
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Sometimes I think it would be quicker to do the vacuuming myself, but yelling at the Roomba about the spots it's missed is a much better use of my time.
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The downside of having established myself as the person in my family who usually does not spill or misplace things? When I do (occasionally) spill or misplace something, it is treated as some kind of momentous occasion.
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There’s nothing quite like getting a sudden case of the happys when a good song comes on, turning it up, and then realizing you just flew past your freeway exit… 🙄
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Your phone number was right there. If I wanted to talk to a person on the phone, I would’ve called. But no, I filled out a form on the web site to avoid human conversation. So please, do the right thing and send me the information by email or text. I will not answer your calls.
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If it's August in SoCal, it must be time for the annual Kitchen Ant Party. 🤬
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A very happy birthday to @marylzajac today! 🎉🎂🥳🎊🎈
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Victoria Smart retweeted
Thank you to @spacerob13 for joining me on #OnlineTonight for Moon Day! Listen to the episode here: onlinetonight.com/me-and-fro…
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Victoria Smart retweeted
Thanks @julieyaunches for talking AI with me on #OnlineTonight on Sunday! Listen to the episode here: onlinetonight.com/i-spy-ai-o…
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We're taking your calls - it's Online Tonight, back on the air LIVE Saturday & Sunday 8-11p PT. If your local station doesn’t carry the show, let them know they should. Feel free to call in with your tech questions. 1-800-39-ONLINE.
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