@smartguyzak

Professional clock management guy. Sometimes I like to drink a vodka cran, so what. Ohio sucks.

 Black Lick, PA
Joined November 2023
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“Gave a massive deal to Daniel Jones off a torn Achilles” Gee I wonder what went wrong
Ari Meirov
@MySportsUpdate6h
Chris Ballard is one of the genuinely good people in football. But as strange as it may sound, I think his loyalty, belief in people and kindness sometimes worked against him. The #Colts went all-in last year after starting 8-2 by trading two 1st-round picks for Sauce Gardner, then gave a massive deal to Daniel Jones off a torn Achilles. It has not worked so far.
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Matthew McConaughey
@McConaugheyOct 18
Independent counts.
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Hot take - the Rose Bowl is the most overrated venue in sports. Empty, quiet, hard to get to, small Jumbotrons, and - most importantly - soft football from the home team
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This Bama UT game would be meaningless in a 24-team playoff format
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You Can See Everything is better than The Odyssey. Should win best picture unless Dune 3 has something to say
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The flyers have scored 8 goals this year. They’ve played 7 games. Losers, don’t forget it
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Will remember that Hunter Simmons performance for the rest of my life
Tom Fornelli
@TomFornelliOct 11
The 20 worst single-game QB performances using EPA per dropback since 2024. We have a new No. 1.
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They drafted this dude over Drake Maye btw
Henry McKenna
@henrycmckennaOct 11
Jayden Daniels asked why he didn’t throw the ball away in the final play (and took the sack/let the clock run): “We’ve gotta relay that as an offense. It starts with everyone — top down. Ultimately it’s on me.”
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LSU should not be ranked
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This guy definitely had Nike elite socks in every color
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Someone should invent a tequila that smells good
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QB and Coach are by far the two most important things in the NFL. No team has it worse at those spots than the Steelers (Except the jets and browns maybe, but those aren’t real teams)
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Gameday
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Drake Lindsey is legit. 2nd best qb in the big10 I think
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How was Penn State ranked #13 lmao They might be the worst team in the big 10, Rutgers included
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Wisconsin has downgraded at quarterback 4 straight years now. It’s honestly impressive how bad Fickel is at recruiting them
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Bills Chiefs in the afc championship is gonna be a banger
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One of the worst football weeks in recent memory. Very lackluster from both the nfl and college Ole miss game aside, obviously
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Love when athletes say “I’m my harshest critic.” Like drake Maye I can assure you there are thousands of bears fans on Twitter who are 10x as harsh
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No place in the world I’d rather be right now than Oxford, MS. Give Lane his L then go dry hump some blonde with an IQ of 75. Heaven on earth
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