Indie game developer. Dev for The Salt Keep and The Idle Class, currently working on South of the March. Video games, movies, and a cat.

Joined May 2020
The Salt Keep is available now! Follow traveling salesman Doyle as he stumbles into a horror even greater than the crushing debt he already knows in this fantasy text adventure and RPG. Buy the full version, or try the demo for free: smallgraygames.itch.io/the-s…
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A friend told me many years ago that when he saw this as a kid, he thought the mouse was making the "wah ah ah ah" sound diegetically and since then it's the only thing I think of when I see this movie referenced.
The One is the most nu metal any movie has ever been
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With TikTok banned and our children free from CCP influence, we'll finally get the Shen Yun "Videos Before Communism" app the youth so desperately want.
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Unconditional Discharge is one of my favorite Dark Souls bosses.
Sure this sounds like nothing but it actually means this nasty bitch will be leaking ooze no matter what forever now.
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I love the digital town square.
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Tim Heidecker where are you we need you now more than ever.
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I think about this zero-likes letterboxd review I saw of X (the Ti West movie) every single day of my life.
what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
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First look at combat in South of the March, sound and everything! Still WIP, but this is the core: hand-drawn and minimally-animated turn-based JRPG flavor.
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I think this is part of it, but also skips the key detail of specifically *which* declining birthrates he's concerned about. The fact that Sweden and Britain are the examples here is not surprising.
This is the through-line linking abortion bans, transition care bans, hatred of gay people, and the dismantling of public education. Instead of making our economy more generous to try and increase the birthrate, they want to take away the alternatives to parenthood.
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Yeah man our infant mortality rate is so high because of Doritos
Things are about to change in this country for the better.
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Democrats saying they need a "leftist Joe Rogan"
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Gonna become a Democratic strategist and pitch "what if we run a candidate people like." This is a novel idea we haven't tried post-Obama and I think can sell it.
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I'd use trendy polling data models to ask questions like, "do you like this candidate." If most people say "no," we'd pivot to one where they say "yes." This is just an idea I've been working on.
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If this all goes poorly, at least we'll learn important lessons from our mistakes and certainly won't do things the same way four years from now.
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You ever think about how people pre-internet didn't even have the opportunity to log on every day and see a marginally famous person just willingly say the weirdest thing anybody's ever said?
You’re not men. You’re boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.
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You had to go to Barnes & Noble and buy a book called "100 Extremely Weird Quotes by People You Might Recognize if You Look Up Who They Are."
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