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dov, 28yrs, he/it ONLY NO they/them, under 18 DNF . sw: 162 gw1: 145 gw2: 135 gw3:? IRL dragon

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Joined October 2025
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All survival games should have an eating sound toggle to turn it OFF. i love ark but it's pretty much unplayable bc if I toggle the need to eat way down it kind of defeats much of the survival aspect I enjoy into just a dino hell simulator
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Yeah I'd fuck that plane. Sorry.
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Not only did they get the attention I desperately wanted but despite not being able to work they can afford to own a house and go overseas. Owns a house and goes overseas and tried to kill themself why aren't I already dead.
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If Canadian businesses can manage to afford wireless card readers at restaurants and proper modern payment terminals at bars despite a worse dollar And actually paying servers and bartenders then why is it "too expensive" for Americans to leave the stone age
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You pay them 2 dollars we pay them 18 you have more than enough extra money to save for something from this century.
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Found someone who might be willing to do UV tattoos on me. They said they want to play with uv ink but morally won't do it on someone who's not fully dialed in on the risks and fact it might not even last more than a year but I'm well aware
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I'm first gonna do some on myself (verified good at stick and pokes via my 10+ yr old one that still looks as good as the day it healed) where I can reach tho to see how it shows in my skin after healing to see if paying someone to do it on me is worth it.
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(straight man voice) call me schrodinger the way I open that box and kill the cat
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I selfship too but I think some of you guys are fucking crazy
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Anyway I <3 oberyn martell, aloy, and sett league of legends.
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I wish oberyn lovers existed. I've seen one yume ever and it's familial and I'm a little offended like the sheer popularity of asiaf/got and none of you are on your hands and knees for a whiff of him???
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My cats Food Item is melon. Any type of melon. Not other fruit. Just melon.
Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 (@poppy_haze) profile pictureRev. Poppy Haze 𓅋@poppy_haze30 Dec 2022
every cat upon instantiation will spawn with one random non-meat food item it is obsessed with. There is no way to tell what this is until the day the cat will steal something off your plate like its life depended upon it
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Bf suggested therapy (kindly and with love) after hearing my struggles which he is not qualified to advise on and i looked it up. What do you fucking mean 150-400 dollars per session. I'd rather drink.
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What am I supposed to do go to my therapy appointment and talk about how I feel like a poor loser who can't save for a down payment while looking someone I'm blowing 600+ dollars on a month in the eyes.
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Genuinely how do therapists, who presumably get into it to help people, live with themselves hearing their clients tall about financial struggles being a massive contributor to their bad mental health knowing they're spending half a months rent just to sit around and yap.
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You guys need to stop pretending boxers are comfortable or easy to wear.
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Like sure for pyjamas but are you telling me you enjoy having to dig your whole arm down your pants to pull the leg of loose ass boxers back down when you shit lest you look diaper assed?
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The rough part about being in a weird depression relapse as an adult after years of being mostly fine is that. "Are you ok? You seem down" and like yeah I'm fine this isn't the rock bottom shit that had me trying to kms as a teen I'm basically chilling but also no not at all
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I'm almost kind of in the headspace of that younger version of me who desperately needed someone to care enough to actively try and help without me asking. Like an infinitely worse version of wanting a surprise party bc those mean someone cares enough to organize it to make you
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Happy but not wanting to ask for one because that completely defeats the feeling of someone choosing to organize a surprise party because they love you.
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