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Joined August 2009
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Recommendation for italians... watch the #ItalianGP in black and white.... then you won't realise the italian leading is not in a red car 😁 #monza #f1
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Very proud of my youngest, she did well in her #alevels and will be heading to the #university of her choice 👏 (see you soon @unisouthampton 😁)
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Gotta say @theREALboyzone are putting on one he'll of a show tonight 💖 #boyzone
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Very much regretting moving to @skytv right now... first time I've tried watching a movie on #skystream and it just fails 2/3 of the way through 😥
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Oh I want!
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I nearly forgot it is #SuperbOwl day today! 🤦‍♂️
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Does it have to end after 38 days? 🤔
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This is pretty fascinating... I get to around age 36 - and I'm well past that 😁 #science
A hearing test that estimates nervous system health
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This is a great #game idea... I think I would put tissue or kitchen roll under the glass to show drips up more 🤔
You see how simple men are? This shit entertaining as hell
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I actually believe this to be true 😁 #MerryChristmas2025
Believe it or not, this is actually how most Americans play Christmas music
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The @RoyalAlbertHall is looking splendid as always 😍 @annalapwood are you here today? 🤞
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Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2025! How did you do? #Duolingo365
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Its jungle time again at past! #ImACeleb
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One of the most moving scenes ever to grace our screens #RemembranceDay #LestWeForget
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Found the original #StarWars on TV and of course had to watch it... now i realise its been far too long since I properly needed out, I see a 9 movie marathon coming up in the near future 😁 Also I forgot how young @MarkHamill and co looked in this one 🤣
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Hi @elonmusk please fix this sort of situation
Here's how people are doxxing anonymous accounts: They simply file a copyright strike. The only way to counter it is by submitting a DMCA counter-notice, which requires your personal details. These details are then shared with the person who filed the original complaint. Just like that, your identity is exposed. Most of the time, these strikes come from individuals who don't even own the content it's just a tactic to force disclosure. This could affect anyone who’s anon. Big or small accounts. We’re all at risk! Here’s a grok link for context. xitter.cf/i/grok/share/BwkcCItdD…
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Who is joe harvey and why did he go to Budapest? #NEWBEN #ChampionsLeague
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That wouldn't by any chance be angry middle aged white bloke @GNev2 would it? 🤔 #RaiseTheColours
Just found a video of England at Euro 1996. Home tournament where we lost in the semi finals. The pride can be seen from all the players and the fans as they belt out the national anthem. All except one young player who isn't singing. Can you guess who it is?
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