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elaina

@small_satan

the rum is always gone

Joined January 2019
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just hit someone at work with the “per my previous attached message, please use email moving forward” because apparently aggression is the only way to get her to stop trying to fax me ?????
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me: *accepts new job offer* *within the hour* place I applied to in january and haven’t heard from since: heyyy still interested?
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turning off my work laptop and all morning alarms ~until next year~ is incredibly satisfying
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inb4 I get this
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tonight I broke down and made a 13 step comprehensive guide on how to save a file as a pdf and attach it to an email
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in case you were wondering yes “open the internet” needed to be its own step
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wait...there’s not a key change already??? can’t imagine it without this now
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after over an hour on the phone with comcast I feel like I finally understand @ParkerGoss on a spiritual level
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