@slugopolis

well adjusted woman. priv: @branternet

Joined January 2018
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Eve ⚢@tinglespoon
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how do you tell a trans woman you see in the wild that you too are a trans woman without making her feel clocky
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wow will never truly "be back" until they have Mr. T crossover events again
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does anyone have a stylist they like in ny i need a cut and a color baaad
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done with work time for 100 beers
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i mean that is what the Italian side of the mountain looks like ya
Thomas Reis
@peakaustria
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Nein, das ist kein Berg in irgendeiner Wüste. Das ist das Matterhorn am 27. September 2026. Via Niko Froitzheim
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not that the ice dissappearing isn't sad but the glacier up above cervinia has been mostly moraine for decades atp
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ya ya ya whateva
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Cis lesbians have perhaps a dozen annoying bars. Trans lesbians have had multiple struggle sessions over whether Cleveland's Tgirl Backgammon Night is sufficiently chaste. Gay guys have multiple designated James bond villain secluded island lairs across the world for gay sex
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thats what its all about man
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the thing about right wing media/art consumption is the only thing they love is the memory of loving the thing, so they will endeavor to destroy culture as quickly as possible in order to move it into that cherished state
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spending $400 on the gta6 collectors mirror and spoon so i can relapse in a way that makes me hate myself the maximum possible amount
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this annoying girl National Grid keeps texting me, i think she's mistaken me for her paypig
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ohhh wow okay
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is it just me or is natural gas wayyy more expensive than it used to be. i feel like the gas bill was always a non issue just a handful of years ago
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devastating ratio by my own wife AND she has notifs on so i had to listen to her phone buzz about it all night long
punished_ada@punished__ada
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Zero Suit Camus
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destiny is back but wow is also back so i dont really care about that rn
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things to say to a trans woman - Do you still have 𝗶𝘁? - Do you prefer 𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗲 or 𝗳𝘂𝘁𝗮? - Can you 𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗲 me? - I've had sex with your 𝗲𝘅. - 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗸 for me. - I bet it 𝘀𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗹𝘀 like 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆 in there. - Are you 2 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗱 or do you just call her that?
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this is awesome. i’m always saying we need more fast invisible metal that flies through the air
Polymarket
@Polymarket
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JUST IN: Northwestern engineers unveil the “Phantom Twist,” a drone that spins so fast it becomes nearly invisible to human vision.
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passing level: a lady asked if i was "going for a look with the long hair, or do you just not care to cut it?"
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just put me down bro
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