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Now that crime is legal I can brag about this publically
In 2021 I hit @CryptoGodJohn paid group for 6 figs by hunting the stops of their positions
I joined every single paid group on ct, mainly by using mirrors, and started tracking every single trade made on each. I quickly realized they were taking advantage of their users so I happily took advantage of them
I would use orderbook data and compare how each signal had an impact in the books
I had an automated Excel, it was fucking art with telegram notifs for every trade I should take
When I found guys who were heavily copytraded, I started wash trading and spoofing like a mfer to bring prices down and since they all used hard stop losses I would make bank on the slippage hit.
It wasn’t particularly hard since they would pick tickers with no liquidity to pump their own entries :)
shoutout @eliz883 who was by far the worst user of that predatory technique
I also made sure to hit you Eliz, in fact you were hit so often you started closing your positions 2 minutes after posting because I made your grift unprofitable past the pump and dump of your posts lol
It was the best on FTX because FTX OTC would buy my entire stack of some illiquid trash for like 4% from spot when it was literally empty and I had nuked it 20%+
Anyhow major thanks to @CryptoGodJohn
I ate real good thanks to your grifting, made more than 100k on your ass alone
I nuked you personally more than anybody else because I particularly hated how predatory you were to your users
Would be a shame if someone perpetuated what I began in 21 in your group again
I am an old man now, I retired from the shananigans
Thanks and fuck you
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I thought bunker mode was when you log off for a year after bullposting eigenlayer
Justin Drake@drakefjustinOct 7United Kingdom
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Today I call upon the blockchain industry to calmly begin planning for "bunker mode". My personal recommendation is to set in motion a controlled mass migration of assets to fresh addresses, i.e. addresses whose pubkeys remain hidden behind a hash.
Holders, starting with large and sophisticated ones, should consider moving the bulk of their funds to addresses that have never signed a transaction. And when they do sign one, they should also move remaining funds to a new address (possibly generated from the same seed phrase).
Don't rush. While I believe there is cause for action a rushed migration would do more harm than good. Don't panic either. Moving assets to protected addresses is a simple, preventative step which does not require new cryptography or new wallets.
IMO it is now reasonable to brace for the possibility that ECDSA breaks before qday, in the worst case in months not years. By "break" I mean fast private key recovery (e.g. in one week) on available hardware (e.g. a large GPU cluster).
Recent days have been humbling for human mathematical intuition. Long-held, unquestioned hypotheses have fallen. This includes the n log(n) bound for integer multiplication and the 3SUM conjecture. In hindsight, May's unexpected disproof of the Erdős unit distance conjecture was our warning shot.
Yesterday's OpenAI drop made it clear that mathematical superintelligence is upon us. They say there are weeks where decades happen. We are about to live through weeks where centuries of mathematical progress happen. Could our magic 64-byte ECDSA signatures be too good to be true? Was it just security through obscurity all this time?
Elliptic curves feel especially vulnerable to superintelligence. Curves carry rich structure, with room for fancy tricks like Schoof, Frobenius, pairings. (By contrast, hashes are designed to minimise algebraic structure.)
Separately, as Ewin Tang can attest, an efficient quantum algorithm sometimes foreshadows an efficient classical one. We should be open to the possibility of a classical counterpart to Shor that breaks elliptic curves and RSA at once.
Also noteworthy is the striking under-representation of cryptographic breakthroughs among the 722 mathematical results OpenAI published. I've witnessed first-hand the US government censoring academic quantum cryptanalysis results. Backroom interventionism is my base case.
I urge large, sophisticated actors to lead by example. Project11's "risq list" (bitcoin-risq-list.projecteleven[.]com) is a great tracker of exposed BTC pubkeys. Binance, Bitbank, Robinhood, Bitfinex, and Tether have an opportunity to harden their cold storage. Next month I'll address institutions in London in a live Q&A (forum.ethereuminstitutional[.]org/london-2026).
Again, please do not rush. Wallets holding under 50 BTC enjoy partial cover from "Satoshi's shield", i.e. his 20K exposed addresses that hold 50 BTC each. Load-bearing signers like oracles and L2 security councils should consider rotating ECDSA pubkeys with every signed message and/or multi-signing with a hash-based schemes like SPHINCS.
Exiting bunker mode safely will require post-AI cryptography. My inclination is to go all-in on hash-based cryptography and avoid structured mathematical assumptions entirely, whether from curves, lattices, or isogenies. A single battle-tested hash (e.g. from the SHA or BLAKE families) yields plausible post-AI security.
The Ethereum roadmap on strawmap[.]org fully embraces hash-based cryptography with end-to-end formal verification as a response to the quantum threat. Those timelines must now be revisited and accelerated in light of mathematical superintelligence. I'll be pushing for maximum defensive acceleration.
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Good morning.
If you are selling hard assets like gold and bitcoin as yields rise and bond auctions become disorderly, you are not paying attention to the underlying problem and inevitable currency debasement coming.
Have a great day.
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Once you’ve woken up, there are extremely diminishing returns to continuing to consume blackpilling stats, even though they’re true. You need to pivot your information environment towards empowerment & action. Stop passively consuming the truth and start creating it
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There are 150 trillion government shitcoins, growing at ~7% per year.
There are 20 million bitcoin, growing at 0.8% per year, a rate dropping by half every four years.
Guess that happens next.
The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetterSep 1United States
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BREAKING: Global broad money supply surged +$10.7 trillion YoY in June, or +7.7%, to a record $150 trillion.
This marks the 9th consecutive YoY increase above +7.0%, the longest such streak since 2021.
The biggest increase over this period was recorded in February 2026, at +11.9%.
Since 2000, global money supply has risen +$124 trillion, a +6.9% compounded annual growth rate over this period.
Since 2020 alone, money supply has surged +$50 trillion, or +50%, equivalent to an average increase of ~$7.5 trillion per year.
Global money creation is expanding at a historic pace.
solana is dead
happens every year
base, bera, monad, sui, sei, megaeth and now robinhood
just pure cope
solana still dominates almost every metric..
the most active, vibrant community with arguably the best apps in all crypto (pump, fomo, jupiter, collector crypt, phygitals, etc)
solana is literally faster than ever before, still cheap and SOL just cut out $2B from every hitting the market
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Fred Krueger@dotkruegerSep 1
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Remember when debt first crossed 40 Trillion?
Yeah that was 12 days ago.
Now it's 40.175 Trillion.
On pace for 1 Trillion in 62 Days.
Guess we will have to "Grow our way out of it".
AFTER 500 CALLS IN THE PAST FEW HOURS WE GOT ALL THE VOTES IN THE LAST SECONDS AND PASSED THE DISINFLATION PROPOSAL BY A LITERAL HAIR
THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO WAS OPEN TO CHANGING THEIR MIND
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE DID IT
SOL $1,000
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How about a crypto cycle with supportive macro (financial repression, weaker dollar, rate cuts, fed balance sheet expansion) whilst we have the hardest, scarcest money ever created, and scalable mature tech with apps in their eat the financial world adoption phase, doing millions of dollars in revenue daily, and everyone else with fat AI P&Ls, or those who pivoted to AI late, now have to chase for exposure to the most reflexive asset class in history.
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Scarlett Johansson changed her magnesium supplement routine after a spray left her feet feeling dry miamiherald.com/living/artic…
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As the Government tries to normalize and celebrate CPI of 3-4%, please understand…
~4% inflation is a disaster.
Your purchasing power is cut in HALF every 17 years. You're being brutally robbed.







































