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Ryan Day watching this brawl after losing to Michigan for the fourth straight year
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No disrespect to Travis Kelce but I would never sustain a non contact injury in front of my girl
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Imagine it’s YOU and you’re getting 10 minutes of lifesaving cpr and then once you get in the ambulance, your boss says “alright everyone, 5 minute break and you’re back to work!”.
The NFL and Roger Goodell just said Damar Hamlin’s life was worth 5 minutes…
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Suzy Kolber talking about how football players move on and resume the game, meanwhile this guy may actually be dead is grossly tone deaf
The metallic element osmium was the densest known material known on Earth... until Suzy Kolber started talking about how the @BuffaloBills should regain focus after Damar Hamlin went down on the field.
As a nation, we will only prevail if we remember the hallowed words of Michael G. Scott, "R-E-S-P-C-T. Find out what it means to me."
Me: "Ok, sorry about that"
Client: "It's honestly fine. You apologize too much"
Me:
Client:
Me: "Sorry"
sloppy daughter retweeted
I love naps and by naps I mean setting a 20 minute timer, closing ur eyes and thinking about all of the shit you need to do until you’re stressed enough that you’re not tired anymore, then canceling the timer
Normally I am just myself, but for Halloween this year...
*sets thermostat at 97*
I will be myself, but hotter. #Halloween
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Did it hurt? When you went viral for one style of video and then you had to make that your entire personality?
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Being alive is incredibly disrespectful to the millions who have passed. Please consider being dead so we can all be equal.
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Urban Meyer Skipped The Team Flight Home, Seemingly Probed A Denim-Covered Butthole, And Might Be Out As The Jaguars Head Coach: It’s Tuesday of Week 5. barstoolsports.com/blog/3387….
