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Andrew Heaslip

@slip883

much 'a do bout humping

 Ontario, Canada
Joined May 2012
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Not if it's Freebird
Jordynne Grace (@JordynneGrace) profile pictureJordynne Grace
@JordynneGrace24 Jul 2024
Blasting music from your phone in a packed gym is felonious behavior
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This tweet will age well
Sean Strickland (@SStricklandMMA) profile pictureSean Strickland
@SStricklandMMA13 Feb 2024
How did the gays get an entire fucking month lmao Could you picture Washington seeing pride month... "is this to honor the war of independence?" "The men who died" Ummm no actually there is a day for that.... it's ummm actually to honor two dudes fucking.... lmao!!!
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Noodles 🍜🎸🤓 (@TheGnudz) profile pictureNoodles 🍜🎸🤓@TheGnudz21 Jul 2023
Wow. 19k. Thanks, Guys! 🙏
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I still can't tell if youre for or against the jays so, here's a pic of my weiner between 2 buns.
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Jordan (@jordancicchelli) profile pictureJordan
@jordancicchelli9 Jul 2023
Replying to @slip883
being upset about being no hit hmm sure is a mystery
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Choo Choo all aboard the Toronto hype train. Next stop: disappointment town.
VOT6 (@JaysViews) profile pictureVOT6@JaysViews8 Jul 2023
Bichette is leading the AL in hits. Chapman is leading the AL in doubles. Kiermaier is leading the AL in triples and SB%. Varsho is leading AL OF in defensive WAR. Gausman is leading the AL in FIP, strikeouts, and K/9. Romano is leading the AL in saves. A lot to like.
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Sometimes I can't tell if you're cheering for or against the jays 🤔😁
Jordan (@jordancicchelli) profile pictureJordan
@jordancicchelli8 Jul 2023
I’m still living on the highs from last night man come on 😭
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No chance the Americans could handle the Poutine Dog
Jordan (@jordancicchelli) profile pictureJordan
@jordancicchelli4 Jul 2023
they canceled it because I couldn’t be there to compete
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We need more showboating in sports. Afterall it's sports
Jordan (@jordancicchelli) profile pictureJordan
@jordancicchelli1 Jul 2023
LMFAOOOO
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What's more impressive than 1500 career K's. The nearly 50,000 hotdogs the fans crushed so far and it's only the 5th inning. @jordancicchelli
Jordan (@jordancicchelli) profile pictureJordan
@jordancicchelli28 Jun 2023
Kevin Gausman we do not deserve you king
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Why wait? Hot dogs smell just as good when you lose too @jordancicchelli
Jordan (@jordancicchelli) profile pictureJordan
@jordancicchelli29 May 2023
Jays win the series against the Brewers I buy this
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What AI @kellyclarkson is my girl what do you know? @taylorswift13
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Jordynne Grace (@JordynneGrace) profile pictureJordynne Grace
@JordynneGrace2 May 2023
Juggernaut.
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Asking people to leave them alone will only make them remix them. So it's your fault @jordancicchelli
Jordan (@jordancicchelli) profile pictureJordan
@jordancicchelli21 Apr 2023
we need to stop remixing 90s songs please i beg leave them BE
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WWE Creative Humor (a sub of TKO Creative Humor) (@WWECreative_ish) profile pictureWWE Creative Humor (a sub of TKO Creative Humor)
@WWECreative_ish18 Apr 2023
The LWO are about as effective at saving people as Groundskeeper Willie #WWERaw
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Noodles 🍜🎸🤓 (@TheGnudz) profile pictureNoodles 🍜🎸🤓@TheGnudz16 Apr 2023
Do a GIF search of when you were 10 years old.
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Tigers catcher just took a foul ball to the nuts and buck goes. "As a manager or a coach, there's not much you can do here." Haha Then Buck says, "You can tell he's getting better once his voice comes back down." Haha @BuckMartinez is a national treasure. @BlueJays #NextLevel
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When people ask me why I'm not married I just reply, "well if it hadn't been for #cottoneyejoe ...."
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Gane kicks Jones in the nuts, pokes him in the eye and when that doesn't work he's like, " well might as well get choked out" #UFC285 #UFC285LIVE #ufc
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Why is that fun?
SARAYA (@Saraya) profile pictureSARAYA
@Saraya4 Mar 2023
Fun fact. My last title reign was 9 years ago. @AEW #Revolution
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Is there a food you eat just for the after taste it leaves? #Food #Foodie #FoodForThought
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