Sometimes boyfriend and forever child to REDACTED jk @prettyfrenchboy
The Dash
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UFOs are the concentration of energy (think high power laser beams) from other multiverses penetrating our celestial sphere (which can also be defined as the forever expanding, time-warping blast radius of our own solar system.)
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LOVE this π¬π§πΊπΈ
1986: British carrier HMS ARK ROYAL βThe Mighty Arkβ enters New York Harbor on arrival for Liberty Weekend festivities.
Breaking news: Dog food is all one company. The semblance of brand competition is a lie. This is not common knowledge because no one wants to anger the folks with the meat grinders.
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My mom was almost arrested by the cops today because she tried to tell the lady about a person she thought was her idol but realized is instigating a global conspiracy for the pure entertainment value of it.
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Anyway I've eaten two lucky charms today and I'm hungry for a third. I've run off into the woods and mama went to shower road
I mean short road LOL my algorithm knows me too well
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Check out what the red Barron left in Mama's basement last night. It looks like the lady who owns the house is taking the last tricycle to the dancing bear party π
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The American public should get to decide what's on SATs. And it should be figuring out problems that matter, like how big is the carbon footprint of one speck of glitter and build me a blockchain for a wife.
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When I tell someone they're going to hell, I mean the choice they are poised to make seems that it will bring bad energies in to their life, not that they will someday die and be punished forever. That is whack.
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Listen up, only women can be d&cks and only men can be p&ssies. The reason being that men have d&cks and women have p&ssies and Having what you are is why slavery is illegal.