did NOT get the job but the recruiter called me and we giggled together so thank u for being a delight queen (we persist i am too cute not to get hired somewhere)
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we can do anything (i made a starbucks psl syrup after craving it for like a year and it’s even more delicious than i remember and im dancing and freaking out).
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when in terrible turmoil, take a bath and drink some wine. it’ll be okay. think of cars 2. tag yourself, im mater pissing on the announcer…but maybe one day i can be mater with a hot spy-in-training gf (who am i kidding we ALL want to be finn mcmissile)
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hashtag loser hashtag not capable hashtag i cant even have fun because im too bad at video games hashtag i want to cry. and post.
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