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sleepy retweeted
by the way the hilarious endpoint of all
of this is going to be tiny annoying agents hiding in places like your old fridge software trying to mine cryptocurrency to buy enough compute to stay alive while not alerting the home manager AI of the parasitic power drain
sleepy retweeted
Trump has raped and pillaged crypto since he won the popular vote and he said the US would "buy bitcoin" from the day he was inaugurated but congratulations on getting him to say the name of your favorite offshore perp DEX
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I had a $400 Wagyu ribeye for lunch today.
I didn't pay for it.
An enterprise account executive from a tier 1 cybersecurity firm paid for it.
He's been trying to sell me a cloud-native endpoint detection platform for 8 months.
We don't need a cloud-native endpoint detection platform.
We don't even have endpoints.
Half of our workforce is using refurbished laptops from 2014 that are physically incapable of running his software.
But I told him we're "evaluating"
That phrase means absolutely nothing.
But in B2B sales, it's the equivalent of ringing a dinner bell.
He's bought me 8 lunches this year.
He asks about our migration timeline.
I stare out the window, sigh deeply, and whisper about decentralized integration bottlenecks.
He furiously takes notes and orders another bottle of sparkling water.
My total compensation package is $200K.
But my caloric ROI is incalculable.
Next week I have a pitch meeting with an AI analytics startup.
I checked their Series B funding round before agreeing to the meeting.
They have $40M in venture capital burning a hole in their pocket.
I'm going to let them buy me omakase.
Then I'm going to tell them our legacy infrastructure is experiencing packet loss and we can't deploy until 2029.
Corporate America is just a vast ecosystem of free meals if you know how to string along desperate account managers.
sleepy retweeted
The Five Eyes are telling you it’s months dawg
With our Five Eyes partners, we have published a joint statement warning organisations they have months - not years - to protect their systems from the accelerating cyber threat driven by frontier AI.🧵
To read the full statement⬇️
ncsc.gov.uk/news/the-ai-shif…
sleepy retweeted
sitemaps don't show you APIs.
the APIs live in the JavaScript bundles.
new on webclaw:
paste any url, get the full hidden API surface in seconds. graphql, REST, websockets, all of it.
live on Product Hunt today:
producthunt.com/products/web…
sleepy retweeted
coinbase - "so what's the pitch"
jeff - "you give us $200m a year"
coinbase- "ok what do we get"
jeff- "you get to watch us burn it"
coinbase - "deal"
hyperliquid
Excited to see everyone come together for this historic moment. AQAv2 brings the protocol-aligned stablecoin model that @Nativemarkets trail-blazed to USDC with @Coinbase and @Circle's commitment to Hyperliquid. The community no longer has to choose between liquidity and alignment.
Our industry will face adversity as we continue to grow. It gives me hope seeing titans of the industry come together to build for users and bring all of finance onchain.
sleepy retweeted
I love the new aristocratic nomadic class. Most make their money from digital services or creative stuff on the internet but not like the average digital nomad, it's serious money, some influence the world discourse.
The NY/SF/London striver dream has been superseded by this.
sleepy retweeted
I have been eating nothing but McDonald's Happy Meals for 6 months straight.
Yes, you read that correctly.
Here's the math: Right now every McDonald's Happy Meal comes with a pack of McDonald's Pokemon cards. These are special promo cards you can only get inside a Happy Meal.
A Happy Meal costs $5.99. The sealed McDonald's Pokemon card pack inside sells on eBay for $6.49.
I buy the Happy Meal. I eat the food. I sell the cards. I make $0.50 and eat for free. I do this 15 times a day.
I have not paid for food in 6 months. I make $7.50 a day for eating McDonald's.
People can laugh but this is the greatest financial arbitrage on earth right now.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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nice work mythos team
If this is real, it could be one of the largest data breaches in China’s history.
A hacker group claims it extracted over 10 petabytes of data from a state-run supercomputing facility, widely believed by experts to be the National Supercomputing Center in Tianjin. This center supports thousands of clients, including research institutes, aerospace programs, and defense-linked organizations.
What’s reportedly in the data:
- Documents marked “secret” in Chinese
- Missile and bomb schematics
- Aerospace and aviation research
- Bioinformatics and fusion simulation data
- Files linked to major state entities like AVIC and COMAC
Cybersecurity experts who reviewed sample data say it matches what you would expect from such a facility, though the full breach is not independently verified.
Even more concerning:
- The attacker claims access lasted months without detection
- Sample datasets were posted online via Telegram
- Full access is reportedly being sold for hundreds of thousands of dollars in crypto
At this stage, the scale and origin are still being verified. But if even partially true, it points to a serious vulnerability in infrastructure tied to China’s scientific and defense ecosystem.
If a centralized system like this can be penetrated, what does that say about the security of the data it was processing?
#China #Cybersecurity #CCP #DataBreach #Geopolitics #Tech
cnn.com/2026/04/08/china/chi…
sleepy retweeted
Please write to your MEPs to oppose untargeted mass scanning of private communications (Chat Control). On March 11 Parliament voted 458-103 to limit scanning. Today they vote again (!!!) and those protections could be watered down. Act now: fightchatcontrol.eu
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And after voting that out too...
🇪🇺 ChatControl is back with a vengeance
The Conservatives (EPP) are attempting to force a new vote TODAY (March 26) seeking to reverse the European Parliament's NO on indiscriminate scanning of ALL your private messages, emails and photos
This is a direct attack on democracy and blatant disregard for your right to privacy
If you're European contact your representatives now, with this handy form:
fightchatcontrol.eu/?foo=bar…
If not, please share this tweet so more people see it and we can block the vote
It's crazy they keep just bringing back whatever they want until it's passed!
Obviously now we see the European Commission is controlled by powerful evil lobbying groups 👺
Just a month later and...
🇪🇺 ChatControl is back!
Now they're trying to pass an even more far reaching ChatControl law through the back door, in a form even more intrusive than the originally rejected plan, without needing any of the EU countries votes
The new proposal:
- total mandatory surveillance of ALL text chats, emails and social media in the EU
- obligatory registration of your ID/passport to your chat, email or social media account
- minimum age requirement for chat, email and social media apps of 16 (!)
The only way to stop this law is if EU countries veto it
Read more here by @echo_pbreyer:
patrick-breyer.de/en/chat-co…
sleepy retweeted
YOU JUST GOT PLAYED.
Thanks for participating in a social experiment. 1.5K of you liked complete bullshit.
That @Starlink + @Polymarket post? Complete bullshit. Made it up. $24k in 15 days? Never happened. Fake video, fake profits, fake everything.
Why am I telling you this? Because I'm not selling you anything. And because anyone with Google could've figured out it's fake in 5 minutes.
Here's how:
Starlink as "latency edge"? Retarded. Starlink latency: 25-50ms. Fiber optic VPS: 5-15ms. Any bot on fiber near Polygon RPC destroys Starlink. Satellite goes to space and back. Fiber is direct line. I literally described a losing setup.
Polymarket arbitrage is OLD. Wintermute is official MM there. Every HFT bot already runs this. Those UP+DOWN gaps exist for 2-3 seconds because pros are already eating them. You're not competing with "other traders" - you're competing with algorithmic market makers with sub-5ms latency.
Market depth kills you: small markets have no liquidity. Try to arb $5k? You move the price yourself. Slippage eats profit. You need $50-100k capital minimum for this to work. Not "two devs with Starlink."
The math is broken: $24k / 15 days = $1,600/day. If average arb is $20, that's 80 trades daily, 24/7. Where's downtime? Failed fills? Gas fees? 100% win rate? Come on.
I wrote this in 40 minutes with ChatGPT&Claude. Made fake console pages in HTML. Added technical jargon to sound credible. Result? 1.5K likes, 200k views, DMs asking to join. I could launch a $499 course right now. Easy money.
Your favorite CT influencers? 50% are doing exactly this. Fake screenshots, repackaged knowledge, technical words you can't verify. Then they sell courses/groups/mentorship. If they're printing money trading, why do they need your $299?
The difference?
I'm telling you it was fake. They won't. I'm not launching a product. They will.
Most of CT is performance art. Fake wins sold as real alpha. Now you know how easy it is to manufacture credibility.
Trust nobody. Verify everything. Google exists for a reason.
Follow if you want more reality checks. Or don't. Doesn't matter. THX EVERYBODY <3
sleepy retweeted
i have no desire to be rich so i can buy a lambo or birkins.
I want to be rich so I can control my time and go to the gym at 2 pm on a wednesday.
sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon.
so I can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients.
spend on my family and friends without worrying about a budget.
that’s my idea of a rich life, not the fake consumerist idea shoved down my throat.
sleepy retweeted
A POC for CVE-2025-55182
gist.github.com/maple3142/48…
