Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson in Heaven, comparing moonwalks.

Joined May 2009
I'm on bluesky bsky.app/profile/sleepwalkinโ€ฆ Not for any moral purpose, just because everyone else is.
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Good evening paedophiles, and supporters of right wing propaganda.
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Paul Gascoigne, 1985-2004
2:35pm and I'm having a vodka
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WASPI husbands in 1995
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For those who knew our Hoss @hoss_is_bosss - and those who didnโ€™t - there is a charity walk in his honour. If you would like to donate then this is the link. If you can show his family some support that would be wonderful because he was a good egg. justgiving.com/page/linda-gaโ€ฆ
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My #totp posts are doing so badly on Bluesky that I'm thinking of coming back to twitter
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Tippi Hedren having her cigarette lit by a crow on the set of "The Birds", 1963
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I predicted all this back in 2013
Gregg: Hi John, I've just met the BBC about Masterchef 2015: Fusion Food. BONZA! You're out mate. Where we're going, we don't need Torodes.
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A robot on its way home from the Oasis gig.
When you finish work early and find your wife in bed with a sex robot
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When you order clam chowder to start, the seafood spaghetti for main and clam pudding for dessert.
Very clammy. Very clammy indeed
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"Reintroduce Spicy Tomato Wotsits"
Donald Trump's four-word update as he weighs up military action against Iran mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/doโ€ฆ
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Spicy Tomato Wotsits
fill in the blank: bring back ___________
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Making a note of all you fuckers who haven't followed me on bluesky
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Sarah only on 3% - typical misogyny from the Catholic Church.
Chances of becoming next Pope. ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Pietro Parolin: 26% ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ Luis Antonio Tagle: 25% ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Pierbattista Pizzaballa: 11% ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Matteo Zuppi: 10% ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ Peter Erdo: 7% ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ญ Peter Turkson: 5% ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Jean-Marc Aveline: 5% ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฉ Fridolin Ambongo: 3% ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ณ Robert Sarah: 3% (@Kalshi prediction market)
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Michael Bolton looks like Kevin Costner in a biopic about George Bush Jr.
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