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Joined October 2019
thank goodness
this summer i’ve seen the most fat girls in bikinis that i’ve seen any summer previously. my agenda is spreading!! fat girl get in that bikini!!
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submissive to her in the way a knight is submissive to the princess he's sworn to protect or the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for.
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ngl i be doing the same shit men do but my heart is pure so it don’t count
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my current romantic fantasy is someone else planning an entire day of fall activities and i'm day drunk the whole time
my current romantic fantasy is going on a hike to a waterfall and having a big jersey mikes sandwich to share with someone, taking serious inquiries only
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I dare say, except for the gun part, many elementary teachers have had students just like this. This boy NEVER belonged in a traditional school. He should’ve been in a psycho-educational specialized school. Everyone, but the teacher, messed up big time here.
🚨 A 6-year-old shot his teacher. Richneck Elementary, Jan 6, 2023. Court unsealed Officer Brian Torrez's bodycam Oct 6, 2026. 🎥 The Virginian-Pilot / Daily Press
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Mama's hooked on Mary Kay Brother's hooked on Mary Jane and Daddy's hooked on Mary two doors down
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I’m just going to say it and bring on the haters: with the exception of highly specialized classes or special education, ELEMENTARY teaching is so much HARDER than secondary. And yes, I’ve taught on all three levels!
Replying to @educator4ever36
Everything about teaching seems infinitely harder at the elementary level. Idk how they do it year after year.
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I know damn well he’d leave his french horn on the bus
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sorry i Can’t hangout my clothes look fucking stupid on me
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tits or ass? nah bro… her christmas spirit
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happy OCD awareness month :’)
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being single is all fun and games until you don’t have a boyfriend to tell you what you’re hungry for
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I was not beautiful when I needed to be beautiful #groceryshopping
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why’d you leave after i pushed you away 18 times i was gonna stay for real on the 19th
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Cuando dice "no te preocupes, yo lo resuelvo" y luego si resuelve:
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when he worships you but is dominant at the same time? big fan
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Genuinely the kind of things you catch yourself saying as an elementary school teacher
Bruh you are not wearing your Thinking Cap are you
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Replying to @aabbyn_
No lol im lowkey a piece of shit
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you think you have a normal amount of stuff but then moving is like "you fool. you idiot. you absolute pile of ooze. you have so much fucking stuff."
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