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I'm now tweeting only from @MSlatalla.

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Please come here and throw out the rest of the cake. I can't bring myself to do it. Help me.

One lesson we could learn from Germany is potato dumplings.

Live tweeting from Germany. Walking around in a country where everyone looks like one or more of my brothers.

"At least that little boy is OK." -- Meredith Vieira

Parenting tip: If you put your kid on the Today show, take a plastic bowl along, so if the Balloon Boy vomits, you can leave him on camera.

After protracted negotiations with family members, I have been authorized to post my grandmother's secret cake recipe: http://tiny.cc/Mhwky

Google's idea of joke? Next to news of missing Yale student's is ad for mouse control: "Contact Us For All Your Extermination Needs"

66th and B'way. Bed Bath & Beyond, the subterranean version. By the third level down, I was searching for fire exits instead of housewares.

The new Cuban restaurant on Broadway at 114th is a chain and has sidewalk seating. RIP, La Rosita.

120th and Morningside. The park looks nice. Where are the rats?

What kind of people look up Robert Chambers and read aloud the Wikipedia particulars in a warning tone to our children?

Remarkably, Day 6 without rain on Nantucket. I should work. But that would be a terrible waste. BEACH.