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Joined January 2013
I'm a WOLF for Halloween, not a DOG!!! ...but I'm taking this treat anyway...🦴
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My old tweet on this remains evergreen:
Remember: Game designers in the 80s and 90s were computer science majors who loved literature, classic fantasy and AD&D. There is a very obvious reason the AAA market had been declining for so long. I don't need to spell it out.
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once there was a boy in my high school compsci class who trusted me enough to show me pics of his crossdressing hobby. but sadly i rmbr him being rly annoying toward me 😭
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what do you think the top 8 bracket looked like for the 88 person polycule modern tournaments
I was in an 88 person polyamorous relationship for like a week 😭
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I have a gut feeling. “That’s your vagus nerve.” It’s telling me to gamble. “Oh, that’s the Vegas nerve.”
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TGIRL BASEBALL PR MANAGER: Look, I know that this is a popular saying, but under no circumstances can we use the slogan "We Built This Team Brick by Brick" COACH THAT HAS BEEN NEGGING GIRLS AT TRYOUTS TELLING THEM TO GIVE UP BECAUSE THEY WILL NEVER PASS: Why not
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Inside the Elvish bathhouse
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'Cyberpunk: Edgerunners' Creator says Season 1 had a happy ending in his perspective because "it could've ended so much worse for David"
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Trying to have a conversation with a kemono fursuiter but they’re starting at you like this the whole time
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The maids decided he makes a better doll than master
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Wife: Have you seen my Yeti? Me: It’s in the cupboard, right at eye level, how’d you miss it? Wife:
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Futanari Girlfriend
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Today, the gremlin is fine with being caught 😈
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there is a certain personality type which will play Civilization or Factorio 14 hours a day pausing only to sleep and microwave food. this type can be absurdly economically productive if you can take the games away, give him a job, and get him to think of it as a videogame
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Me and @gamzeebulge are incest twins 💖
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My older sister is a redhead. She has to get her hair done at this salon ran by a gay guy because female hairdressers have intentionally given her bad cuts before, and the ones who haven’t all constantly pester her to cut it shorter. Women are vicious.
Story time! By the time I was in 5th grade, I had grown my hair to be very long, all the way to my hips. It was my mom that made me grow my hair that long. Up until that time, I never really cared about my hair or my looks so I never gave it much thought. None of my friends ever commented about it in any way. Then I got to middle school. We all hit puberty. Suddenly, my friends were telling me that my hair was too long and that I would look better with shorter hair. I distinctly remember that one of the girls who would tell me this had long hair herself, mine just happened to be longer. One day in 7th grade, as I was walking out of the school cafeteria after lunch, a girl tapped me on my shoulder and asked “is that your hair?” as she pointed towards the floor. I was confused and didn’t know what she meant until I looked down and saw a lock of hair of about 3-4 inches just lying there. I asked her, “Whose hair is that?” and she said, “Yours.” I looked at my hair that was in a braid, and sure enough, a chunk was cut and missing. I was shocked until I heard a laugh behind me. It was one of my “friends”, she was laughing out loud with a pair of scissors in her hand. She thought it was hilarious. Of course, I was very hurt. The ends of my hair were uneven for months (I didn’t want to cut it so I just waited until it grew back). Anyways, girls commenting about how much better I’d look with shorter hair continued throughout my entire adolescence. Female intrasexual competition is 100% real, it starts out very young, and it is vicious. A lot of times women don’t even realize that they’re doing it. The jealousy and desire to bring a woman down in order to bring themselves up comes naturally for many. Any woman that isn’t being dishonest and that grew up with women will confirm that. You don’t really need a study to know this, but in this case this study is based on reality.
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