Flight announcement: “We are sorry ladies and gentlemen we did not get ice catered to the plane so we will be unable to provide ice with our beverage service today” Me: “They must’ve had to de-ice the plane!” One last #MagicATLWeekend pun for you @PinkRavenclaw and @SlytherrWin
I’ve never logged into my twitter account so quickly!
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Mine were gibberish and gibbered, wholly and (yes) epitome. Also contumely.
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The amount of times @KimmySchmidt chars. are relatable to my friends is really unproportionately high. Also @firthionado I got you this.
I need Stanley Tucci to appear on The Late Show so he & @stephenathome can have a Caesar-Flickerman-off. @lionsgatemovies, please. Please.
"Where's my phone. I need to tweet." -me before everything I've ever tweeted. #tweettweet
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HULK ONLY POST ON TWITTER WHILE ANGRY, WHICH ACTUALLY DOES VERY LITTLE TO DIFFERENTIATE HULK FROM OTHER PEOPLE HERE ON TWITTER DOT COM
At my local theatre for @CastPartyLive and so far all it's been is a blank screen w/ a Win 95 start button.
.@iraglass do you kiss your mother with that mouth? (The evening was amazing. Wish it didn't have to end. Thanks for all your stories!)
Things I didn't expect of @iraglass tonight: poop poetry, analysis of Katy perry lyrics, 20 min on the use of explicatives in broadcasting
Much thanks to @Smithra for getting tickets for @Andromeda18 and I to see @iraglass tonight. #awesomesauce #thebest #youstillsmell
I know "it's not delivery, it's @DiGiornoPizza" but i could really use a stuffed crust supreme pizza delivery service right about now. #lazy
Bought this today at Omega Music, despite being short on funds, because how could I not??? @TheRealNimoy
"It's the treasure of my life to spend it by his side" happy anniversary @tim_carlson I love you!
Spent the evening celebrating me and @tim_carlson's own #littleinfinities colliding for the last 2 years.
No potato soup at @panerabread today?!?! Whats up with this ridiculousness! #ThanksObama





