Designer at @hingehealth, runner, and your Dad.
Portland, Or
Joined May 2007
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Have you always wanted a t-shirt with my car, Betty, on it? Of course you have! Get it now on the @cottonbureau!
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Social media is a cancer and Elon Musk is an asshat.
I don’t know which it is; that it took us this long to recognize the cancer, or that Elon ruined it.
I think they saw what Twitter would become in the hands of the market and it wasn’t what they wanted.
I gotta believe @BubbaWallace had it with a head of steam and a cut to the inside at the finish. Tough race and tremendous grit to pull off a top ten.
Pretty much everything wrong in our government summed up in one interaction.
If she had only retired four years ago, though, moments like this could have been avoided 👀
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I'm getting a LOT of GOP related tweets in my timeline. As a lifetime liberal, especially on this web site, I find this highly sus.
Thank you, veterans.
When I was young, I’d see older vets wearing hats with their unit insignia. I’d thank them for serving. But I’d wonder, Was military service that profound? To define you so many years later?
Now I know. It is that profound. It was the honor of my life. theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv…
See, it's the shape of a staple. And the company name is Staples.
Imagine giving a logo a standing ovation 😂😂 this is fucking tragic xitter.cf/cooIboobs/status/15849…
Someone on the @trailblazers needs to tell Jabari Walker he has his shorts on backwards.
I love the idea of left behind items in Find My…, but it needs an expiration date so I don’t get reminded every time I leave my AirPods in my hotel, until I leave for home.
We’re in crisis mode because the @UseClear app doesn’t work with iOS 16 and OUR ENTIRE LIFE DEPENDS ON CLEAR.
Please help.
Update: Amy reached out to @realmacsoftware and they graciously gave her access to the beta. Order is restored. For now. 😬
