@skyeizup

unproblematic normal human scientist

 rp • mdni .
akselshusband.com
Joined March 2026
  • Tweets2.1K
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  • Followers216
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#stillalive?
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my daughter escaped from her enclosure and i have been chasing her round this room for 20mins
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lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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nyss@v0idnyssOct 17
vroom vroom or whatever #RevsCarMeet
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revs@midnightrevs_Oct 17
who’s ready? 🚨 #RevsCarMeet
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crittur@miwwmiuOct 17
Ur not washed ur my friend
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i think i have the flu
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crazy hot
Aelin@linnssinsOct 16
someone reads your tweets and thinks you are crazy btw
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judging u based on if u think salt n vinegar is blue or green
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a 🦆 & a 🦌 walk into a bar…
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kittyween !! ₍^ >⩊< ^₎Ⳋ
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roadk!ll
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fuck the french (literally)
Drazonia #YETEAM@DrazoniaaOct 16
Qui se met un dildo eiffel tower ? 🤨
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aksel
Dawson 🎃@DawsonwahtOct 15
Can I come over and do this
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i@bbpoltergayistSep 27
they are air frying me tomorrow
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mayonnaise
yreva
@uffyebandaOct 15
starts with M and we can’t live without it?
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Druid@eldrDruidOct 15
twinning with my son 🐶 🐾
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they couldn’t even choose a good flavour like louisiana rub
Daily Noud
@DailyNoudOct 14
Crumbl Cookies announces new Lemon Pepper Chicken Wing Cookie in collaboration with Wingstop. Available in select states in the U.S.
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troye sivan get me on stage next pls
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i'm applying
The Traitors HQ
@the_traitors_Oct 15
BREAKING 🚨 Applications for #TheTraitorsUK Series 6 are now open! Head to bbc.co.uk/takepart to apply! #TheTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitors
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do u think if you dropped iron mans suit into a bath it would be like a toaster and electrocute u
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