🍄 Chief Mushroom Funguy @real_mushrooms

Vancouver, BC
Joined January 2012
This is the #1 in Sports Nutrition Endurance & Energy Supplements on Amazon. It also is the #2 best selling creatine gummy on Amazon (by volume) having sold at least 50,000 units across all flavors and sizes over the last month, It also happens to be a creatine gummy with no creatine in it, as confirmed by testing done at a leading lab. No creatine. But hey, maybe you dont trust the lab tests. Let's take a look at the SFP and see if these could possibly have creatine in them. This brand claims to have 5000mg of creatine monohydrate per serving and a serving size of two gummies. Thats 2500mg of creatine per gummy. There's only one issue: each gummy weighs less than 2500mg in total! Generally creatine should make up about 30% of the total gummy weight. In this, case it makes up over 100% (which is uhh impossible.) This is just blatant. I have been flagging this to Amazon for months via email and live meetings with relatively senior folks but this brand still continues to sell fake and potentially harmful product to unsuspecting American customers. This is a Chinese company (address is: NO. 99 KING FUK STREET.SANPOKONG.KOWLOON RM D07.8/F .KAI TAK FTY BUILDING, Hong Kong CHINA 518000) selling fake, potentially dangerous product to stadiums full of Americans every month. Amazon has done nothing about it and is even (if just algorithmically) rewarding this brand with the "Amazon's Choice" badge. If you have a friend at Amazon, send this to them.
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Trump’s tariffs will decimate small toy/game businesses. We’re being forced to front $400K in tariffs—before we can even sell during the holidays. We fund new products + marketing in the first 9 months. The holidays are our payoff. Most won’t survive the year
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Amazon is a broken mess. I have done over $50,000,000 on amazon. They dont care about me as a seller, partner, or person. I uploaded this design patent Was told “stop contacting me” What went wrong inside amazon? why do they hate small businesses and the law? A thread:
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Kinder Morgan Pipeline has an average of 1.53 spills per year. It’s not worth the risk.
My @Quora answer to Why do iPhone cases cost so much? qr.ae/RNU113
Best @car2goVancouver park job ever? Howe and drake. #vancouver #fail – at Vancouver, British Columbia
pet peeve: people who put their entire email in the subject line #BiggestSubjectEver
The new and improved Finances area is now live. Track all your player fees, and more! #beerleague #getpaidontime
lol @ "Who was the laziest person in the history of mankind?" #windows qr.ae/mwvy8
My pal @rocketcases hooked me up with iPhone 6 Nintendo cases. Use promo code JJHi5 and get 25% off. It's the tits!
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seeing "the best of me" trailer on @8tracks over and over and over is painful. only one advertiser? what's the deal?
Any reddit peeps hook up an up vote? Thx. reddit.com/r/iphone/comments…
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James Altucher’s Ultimate Book Giveaway – win over 25 free books! jamesaltucher.com/giveaways/… via @jaltucher
Cafe wifi fail. Ugh. – at Vancouver, British Columbia