Filmmaker/producer (mostly) in horror who is trying hard not to write something about dogs in her bio. (don’t really use twitter anymore)

Los Angeles
Joined March 2008
My Twitter timeline: -joke -joke -mental health awareness tweet -joke -rant about something serious -joke -help this dog -joke -joke about my mental health -joke -some picture I guess -joke -joke that is also sort of a cry for help -joke -no, seriously help this dog
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He is a very, very good boy. Message me if you’re interested or know someone else who might be
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Wait, everyone is still here? I thought we all agreed to go to Hive
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Some stills from my first time as a Director of Photography. Keep your eyes peeled for Beacon directed by @kellynugee coming soon.
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Here’s my Hive. DM me for my MySpace, Newgrounds, Fark, Habbo Hotel, Something Awful, Coke Music, WebMD, Neopets accounts
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Happy Halloween from Sexy Jeff Dunham and his Sexy Puppets
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date: so you like cooking? me: yeah, i make a mean bruschetta bruschetta: what up little bitch boy
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 The first audio of Chris Pratt voicing Mario in the animated Super Mario Bros. movie has been released The film hits theaters in April, 2023
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Hey Oxford, we need a chiller period. I’m tired of being worried people will think I’m mad at them
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Apple Memories absolutely nailing the vibe of my solo location scout in Lancaster
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Chloe Dykstra retweeted
I am so tired from running in terror. @EnterDelusion does it again.
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“Why is everyone acting like I’m crazy for having a fish funeral” -me aloud to my dogs while wearing all black bc I’m in mourning
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Had yet another drunk guy at a bar say “you’re actually pretty funny”, this time I could almost hear the silent “for a girl”
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If you’re upset about this tweet, it’s okay you’ve said this to a woman before
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If I call myself a “reformed pick-me girl” am I even actually reformed
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Deep thoughts by Jack handey
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In case you were wondering about my last tweet
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ADHD is “oops I became an expert about something in three days”
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Chloe Dykstra retweeted
An Indie developer is making a ‘Squirrel with a Gun’ video game where you can run around and rob people 🐿😂 (via @QuiteDan)
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These are not tiny cheese balls, I am 65 ft tall
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