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My Twitter timeline:
-joke
-joke
-mental health awareness tweet
-joke
-rant about something serious
-joke
-help this dog
-joke
-joke about my mental health
-joke
-some picture I guess
-joke
-joke that is also sort of a cry for help
-joke
-no, seriously help this dog
Chloe Dykstra retweeted
Some stills from my first time as a Director of Photography. Keep your eyes peeled for Beacon directed by @kellynugee coming soon.
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Chloe Dykstra retweeted
date: so you like cooking?
me: yeah, i make a mean bruschetta
bruschetta: what up little bitch boy
Chloe Dykstra retweeted
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
The first audio of Chris Pratt voicing Mario in the animated Super Mario Bros. movie has been released
The film hits theaters in April, 2023
Chloe Dykstra retweeted
I am so tired from running in terror. @EnterDelusion does it again.
“Why is everyone acting like I’m crazy for having a fish funeral”
-me aloud to my dogs while wearing all black bc I’m in mourning
Had yet another drunk guy at a bar say “you’re actually pretty funny”, this time I could almost hear the silent “for a girl”
Chloe Dykstra retweeted
An Indie developer is making a ‘Squirrel with a Gun’ video game where you can run around and rob people 🐿😂
(via @QuiteDan)

















