Where's the cue ball going? @skyanth@mas.to

Amsterdam
Joined August 2009
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this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes
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Ten years ago, I didn't know what unit tests, version control, or continuous integration were. Today, my code fails at each of these steps at least once a day. Follow your dreams.
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I guess they were banned for revealing the location of where all the Twitter users are going.
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mind blown by a YouTube comment of all things
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How do we convince Elon Musk to buy Ticketmaster
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I can’t stop laughing. Imagine spending 44 billion dollars just to get fact checked by the thing you bought 🤣🤣🤣
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- Afval op snelweg dumpen (als boer): taakstraf - snelweg blokkeren (als Fries): taakstraf - Op een politiebusje inrijden (als boer): taakstraf - Eieren gooien naar KOZP-demonstranten (als hooligan): taakstraf - Schilderij niet vernielen (als klimaatactivist): naar de gevangenis
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I have literally never seen a female pigeon actually impressed by males' mating displays. Species wide lack of game.
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The full experience of using Internet Explorer to download Metallica's "The Unforgiven" video for RealPlayer off a crappy website over dialup in 2000. youtube.com/watch?v=u_F_r161…
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Dus bij @vandebron is het gas 4.7 keer duurder dan vorig jaar. Want inkoopprijs en oorlog en blablabla. De elektriciteit, die echter nog steeds van dezelfde windmolen komt, is 6.5 keer duurder dan vorig jaar. Van dezelfde windmolen. Hoe dan?
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Donderdag 27 oktober presentatie boek ‘Drugssmokkelland’ in de Nieuwe Anita in Amsterdam. denieuweanita.nl/event/boekp…. Allen welkom! #drugs #drugscriminaliteit #drugshistory #drugmarkets #WaronDrugs
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Vandaag uitgekomen: Drugssmokkelland (walburgpers.nl/nl/book/97894…). Dit is een nieuwe publieksversie, geen directe vertaling van mijn eerdere Engelstalige academische boek. Er is nieuw materiaal toegevoegd: hoe staat het met de war on drugs? #warondrugs #drugtrafficking
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The plaques left on nuclear waste sites have to use non-technical language in case meanings are forgotten. Making them absolutely terrifying
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My dad in 1990: You can't believe everything you read. Think and figure things out for yourself My dad in 2022: Joe Biden is 3 lizards in a trenchcoat
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Polite letter from 2200 years ago: "I am ashamed to keep on pestering you with such a trifle but I have asked you both personally and in writing multiple times: please send back my millstone" @BLMedieval Papyrus 2091 #MondayMotivation #mondaythoughts #KindnessMatters
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Nobody is better at impersonating how presidents and PMs walk than Stefan Leonhardsberger. His Macron, Johnson, Trudeau and Zelensky are all on point.
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In 1995, 14 wolves were released in Yellowstone National Park. No one expected the miracle that the wolves would bring [video, HD: buff.ly/3C69xyG] [read more: buff.ly/3dETKh3]
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My dad asking the important questions
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