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The internet is stupid.

California, USA
Joined June 2008
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 16 Jun 2008 (via @twi_age).
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I had a neighbor that worked closely with Elon Musk in a building with really thin walls, and I’d hear him on conference calls often. He is not a very smart guy.
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 16 Jun 2008 (via @twi_age).
Well, Twitter was fun, but I’m deleting it now.
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I tried to watch the Batman again but I didn’t get too far. Figured my attention span was just too weak for it but somehow now I’m 3/4 of the way through a black and white Persian vampire western with subtitles so maybe it’s not me.
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Hahah oh my god she’s an actual terrorist
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Start with New Titans. Nightwing’s there, making references to his time as Robin. Rebuild Supes & Bat backstories secondhand like that while focusing on the younger characters and threats that bring them together. Slowly build up to needing Batman’s guidance and Supes’ power.
You’ve been given the keys to the #DCUniverse & have been told to create a plan for the future of DC films, what do you do?
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Green Lantern is a totally separate franchise at first, cosmic, focusing on the corps. Cerebral, Star Trek vibes. Build that up to a universal threat that requires Hal to seek out Bat and Supes and bring everyone together and do Crisis. Reorg the main universe around what worked.
budget the fucks you give
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This is a thing and it happened / is happening to me. I was in and out of hospital, $12k bill, my insurance covered most of it and I paid the rest. Some collection agency sent me a letter saying I owe hospital $21k. Hospital says it's a total fabrication. cbsnews.com/news/medical-bil…
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The debt collection company named the hospital and my account number there, but couldn't break down the charges. Hospital says I don't owe, never owed, and nothing was ever sent to any collection agencies. It's a total scam. Fraud. But they could report me to credit agencies.
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We use the term so causally but nothing truly is a video game-esque “level up” quite like discovering you have been dead wrong about something. In that instant, you advance your wisdom and abilities. Why does everyone fight so hard against that? It’s one of my favorite things.
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It’d be super cool if in 2024 I could vote for someone who isn’t 900 fucking years old and full of shit
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Crazy how I was constantly bombarded with heterosexual propaganda since birth and somehow didn't turn out straight
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Haha holy shit can’t wait for nothing at all to happen lololol
BREAKING: Alex Jones is flipping. He approached DOJ to cut a deal to tell everything he knows on January 6. Jones was at the Willard war rooms. No deal has been reached yet. But it likely will. When co-conspirators come to prosecutors, a case has a LOT of momentum.
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Alex Jones will probably be murdered though
I know Florida is a shithouse clown car of a state and all but seriously has anyone ever went up against Disney and lived to tell about it
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Why does iCloud photo synch take longer than a minute? Come on. I hate sitting here just waiting for a photo to appear on the device I need to have it on. At least give me a "sync" button I can press if it's not going to be instantaneous. Old man yelling at cloud.
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