Legal marketing writer. Reader. News aficionado. Recovering reporter. Tweet things that catch my (fleeting) attention.

San Francisco, CA
Joined July 2008
I like a little OCD in my bear
Alaskan bear corrects a fallen roadside cone
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A lot of theater on both sides tonight. Who stood, who clapped. Big promises. Sweeping statements. Talk to me next March.
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Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
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*elon musk*—who would be bankrupt without government subsidies, masses of workers to exploit/sexually harass, inherited wealth, other people to steal literally everything from all his life—calling other people parasites is actually beyond parody lol
When I was 12 my house exploded because of a propane gas leak. My single mom suffered a brain injury and became disabled. She couldn't hold a job. I caddied to help support the family. Food stamps helped us keep the fridge from being empty. So grateful for that support we had.
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The Republican Party spent all of Obama’s term obsessed with building the Keystone XL pipeline so we could import more oil from Canada. Now they’re spending Trump’s 2nd term angry that we’re importing too much oil from Canada since that’s the reason our bilateral trade deficit.
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Truth. It’s the economy, stupid.
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Still insane to me that Trump inherited good job growth / wage growth / stock market from Obama Faced ONE crisis in his whole presidency and just whiffed it completely, historically bad And people are like “yeah but that doesn’t count”
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Ricky Pearsall and his family meet the San Francisco policewoman who helped save his life after being shot, via @LindseyThiry:
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Bulletin: Unlimited school choice in AZ ends up costing a lot of money. 🤷 propublica.org/article/arizo…
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A male shooter attempts to kill a male presidential candidate whose security is being provided by an overwhelmingly male police and secret service detail. And some on the right are blaming three women agents shown in photos shielding the candidate.
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So. Based on recent posts, the new border proposal will result in Biden: A. Opening the door to unlimited immigration that will overwhelm the nation. And B. Shutting down the border and ordering the immediate detention and deportation of untold immigrants.
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The Corporate Transparency Act, a new federal financial reporting law taking effect Jan. 1, may impact nonprofits in certain instances. Here is what nonprofit organizations need to know to ensure compliance: foxrothschild.com/publicatio… #CTA #nonprofitorg
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Things at the border are really getting bad @nytimes if they are tying White House aides to border security agents. No wonder it backfired.
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After decades of growth, we set out to align the firm under a shared vision of who we are and what we value. This initiative culminates today with the launch of our refreshed firm brand. Learn more: bit.ly/47xEMzB
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Steelers and Browns offenses redefining the term “inept.”
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Life in a Northern Town. Possible @xboygeniusx ? #dreamacademy
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Twitter’s new tagline: Use Sparingly. #DataScraping
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Attention @Dodgers
The #Royals are “open for business” per @Ken_Rosenthal. Rosenthal notes relievers Aroldis Chapman and Scott Barlow are available and may be included in the same trade package. Any team acquiring BOTH Chapman and Barlow instantly transforms their bullpen into a postseason weapon
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Why would you taunt Jimmy Butler?
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